We did a story on this last week regarding the effect on Classic Boats and the Corona Virus. But the Elephant in the room is the up coming Lake Dora Show in two weeks. We got a message from Terry Fiest about the subject, and they are.. A GO! DORA! GO!
So. For the record, the parasites in Lake Water are more likely to kill you, or Electric shock from an bad ground, slipping in the shower, mixing bleach and ammonia while cleaning the ..whatever., driving to the Palm Gardens instead of boating there, taking Tylonal for a hangover! Yup.. Liver damage, TAKING SELFIES causes more deaths! What about that chain mail email you got AND DID NOT PASS IT ON??? So, see. It could be worse. Now go order some Chinese food tonight and relax. And lets all have some fun… before we die of old age!
And yes, I am going.. with my pal Wayne. And you are?????
YOU OWN AND DRIVE A TIME BOMB! You sniff varnish, you use power tools, drive in 1940’s safety technology. IN A BOAT! An old wood boat! THAT YOU FIXED!!!!! YOU!!!!! And you are chicken of a virus? It’s once a year, you will be out on your boat in the sun, and just don’t shake anyone’s hands. Here is a list of other options.
The Fist Bump
The ‘sup head nod
The one-finger point
The wink and gun
We will have some Purell stuff at the tent. So come on! Let’s do this.