I decided to put my 6th grade education to work for the safety of us all at Lake Dora this week. The other 10 years of education are yelling at me to stay clear. So I invented this sure fire way for my heart and brain to work this out.
Now, this may cause some issues with people that don’t read Woody boater, but I propose the Lake Dora The SOCIAL BOATING DISTANCING GRID! Oh, I know, impressive isn’t it? Times like this can test ones imagination to help us all. I give this with hope that it will help us all keep our distance out on the water.
Here is how it works. Think Oklahoma Land Rush. That worked out great. You pick your grid area. Thats yours. All set. I picked mine first. I OWN THOSE DOCKS BITCHES! Okay, okay, Sorry, I am willing to share.. For a t shirt purchase.
Now, the area around the Dora Canal is a bit tough, and we all need to share that since we will be so close. I propose a 20 ft distance between each other. WARNING, I WILL HAVE MACE.. And Bleach – No offense..
Now, if you leave your grid in the Corona Chanel, then you are in a way abandoning your grid area, and others can fill it. So, you will have to find another grid to go around in circles in. Sounds like fun.. Right.. and right, and right, and right..
This could work.