WoodyBoater Laboratories – WoodyBoaterville: Today it’s announced that the scientists, engineers and creative minds of WoodyBoaterville have come together to figure out how we can all help during this historic time. We have several projects in the works and will be announcing them as they happen. Matt Smith Of Woody Boater said “It’s a fine line between genus and crazy. But those are the times we are in. And since my entire universe now is my sofa, and the www. Crazy ideas are all I have.” Dave VanNess, Chief Engineer Said “Ya.. that could, might, possibly, work. Thats good enough here at WoodyBoater laboratories.
Now I know our little universe here of WoodyBoaters is mostly 50-80.. BTW, We need more young people. Anyway, our citizens, our Sons Of Varnish are the perfect blend of Analog and Computerized brains. No other population in the history of mankind has this gift. An understanding of the digital universe and experience and history of machinery that runs on simple principals.
So in a sense, Other than the health care workers. First responders, Scientists, Financial Experts.. Okay about everyone.. we, the Sons Of Varnish could be the key to solving the worlds problem. After all, we keep boats going for over 70 years that were designed to live 5 years. We use our boats that have no computers, and run on passion. We have raised kids, and act like kids, we smell LOTS of varnish and degreasers. And yet are still alive. We buy old wood piles of wood, and are excited by it. To quote the Boatress. “Does this one at least float?”
So, what’s in the works? We have in the works, Face mask ideas, Ventilators, and innovative ways to survive being quarantined with your entire family. We will be up dating as they happen, not waiting for the early AM reports. These are special times that require special reports. That and I am stuck in front of my computer all day trying to figure out ZOOM, Google Hangouts, Basecamp, and 50 other new ways we are all keeping our work going. STAY TUNED FOR SOME AMAZING NEW RESULTS AS THEY HAPPEN..