Are your a “regular” reader of WoodyBoater? If so, than you no doubt know of my passion for toilet seats. And today we have what I say.. as a toilet seat ofianato, is the finest Toilet Seat ever designed. This is far far from being a wooden platform for your gluteus maximus to perform beautiful music. It is a sculpture. A testimate to to the depths in which the artist can make anything beautiful out of crap!
Oh I could go on and on.. The runs of glorious metaphors are just flowing!
So you see, one man’s toilet seat is another man’s work o fart.. Yes I can even make a typo joke here!