Today we celebrate the best part of our wonderful boats. It’s Keester, or the alternative spelling Keister. Yes I had to look it up. And yes, I looked up your keester. Let’s just get all the keetser jokes done with. okay? So they are all behind us now? They really are not all they’re cracked up to be? This is a religious holiday all you look like is an ass when you tell them.
So we all know what is coming next. Rhymes with Oy! It’s just too easy. You know this is gonna kill him. It is Easter after all. The Booties are calling. And yet, you have to hold back. The tension, like being 20 minutes from home after downing two green chili chimichangas and knowing there are speed traps and red lights ahead. Happy Keester!