Okay, before read on. Know that this is nuts, borderline crazy, insane, potentially offensive, and could be this years story of the year. So.. READ ON.. Mr B is look’n for some love! And well, before we.. you know.. Tutor him. I thought, hey, the little guy loves to love so much, at least he should well. You know, enjoy what life has to give at least once.
And well, so I am throwing this out there. Anyone out there with a potential girlfriend? Now to be clear, I am not taking my boy to some cat house situation. This is to have some pups! Ya, I am actually saying this. Woody Boater Puppies? Now, I know, I know.. Walking the edge of crazy here? Too far?
But think about it.. You have a Miss G..irl who you would like to have puppies, and Mr B needs to learn about love. We can follow the entire process, okay not that part.. The puppy part… And by August ish, we will have some new Woody B…oaters.. We need more young people, dogs? Whatever..
A little about Mr B, well, he likes walking on the beach, eating, licking, partys, flying, and of course, Wood speed boats, all kinds of boats, car rides, smart as hell.. Too smart. And.. well…loves going to humpy town. So you know he could fullfil her wildest dreams. He is fearless, so she can be a real bitch afterwords and it’s okay. Now wait.. I actually used that B word in its proper and un offensive way. So quit your bitching..
So if you are so inclined, let’s get this going? He isn’t picky.. after all his current “Girlfriend” is a cushion.