Today is the deadline to enter your boat into the Toronto Chapters Virtual Boat Show. Now on the surface you may be thinking, ya another virtual boat show, I want to go to my local show. For example The 1st Woody’s & Weiners event here in Reedville tomorrow. But, here is the cool part. You can do both. Aaaaaaaand, you have a chance to be part of a show in Canada and not have to use your fenders, bumpers whatever. Aaaaaaaaaaaand, if you win something you are an international winner. And can claim worldwide status. Aaaaaaaaand also you came to the Global Headquarters of Woody Boater. You are a global Jet Setter. And you just entered your boat HERE. No borders, no long drive, currency exchange, just be worldly.
Just think how impressive you will be when folks ask you what you did this weekend. Oh not much, went to Canada, and then to a Global Headquarters for some Woody’s & Weiners.. Okay, wait. Ya, you may want to couch the Weiners and Woodys part, it needs some context. Egh, did ya notice? I wove couch back into the story. Oh ya, two cups of coffee before I wrote todays story.
Oh and BTW, just rain yesterday, no real horribleness here. Sorry, no disasters, other than my butchering of the english and canadian language. mmmmmmm is there a Canadian Language?