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Well? Ya, What more can I say? If you are offended I am sorry, that’s in YOUR head.  A huge thanks to Bob Kays for finding this image. Or did the image find Bob? That’s all I have today. Do we really need more to launch the comment section?  I didn’t think so either.

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32 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Puts Her Famous Butt Cheeks on A Woody.”
  1. mahoganymadness

    I don’t think there a strong enough disinfect to take clean that up…might be time for a strip and re-varnish

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    • Mike Stevens

      A lmost
      C omprehensive
      B utt
      S cene

      I think they’re going to need a bigger boat!

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  2. Kenneth Rawley

    “Gross”… is too mild a word. As though a septic tank was emptied on the deck. An insult to the boat, the wood, the varnish, the screws, the people who crafted the boat….the water the boat floats upon.

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  3. Roberta

    Not offended, but I will say when she gets to my age, she won’t fit through a door. LOL

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  4. Reddog

    Well I m selling my woody. Sorry Matt you just lost a faithful reader. Your story today could have just said “it’s header day just hit refresh” and that’s it

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  5. Briant

    I really shouldn’t but….

    Whomever was forced at gunpoint to take that photo must have just been overwhelmed at hearing those wood molecules under her fetid ass screaming out in absolute terror.

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  6. Steve Anderson from Michigan

    Mmmmmm… Header day! I love header day.

    I am not a fan of the Kardashians or what they created, but I still think there’s a story here. Can’t this group identify the boat and its owners? If it’s really, what was the purpose?

    I challenge the reality, because the leg shadows are too thin.

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    • Briant

      I would agree, weird shadows….the deck not buckling…..I mean wood is not THAT strong….

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    • Mike D

      bet you did not notice the shadow across her tummy

      I’m thinking someone took over your computer and generated this blog. Perhaps the Chinese hacked you?

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  7. tom

    Boat looks odd.If that’s the bow, i see no windshield,and looks like the top of a rear seat.The wide deck planks go well with her ass.Offensive?COME ON, REALLY? Are we not men?

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  8. Texx

    Here’s a shot of the last boat she sat on for a photo shoot. Nobody wanted it after that. Ran When Parked.

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  9. Murdock

    For some reason, I was late to catch WB today and thank heavens I did. First thing this morning and there would have been bits of Egg McMuffin and orange juice all over the keyboard……………
    All I can say is that wide load of port and starboard butt cheeks is gonna leave a mark.
    Would you call that set of cheeks “Rearward Facing Flotation Devices” of just stick her vertical between the dock and the boat for bumpers? Ouch.

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  10. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)

    I’ve been watching this all day. Trying to come up with a good picture or a comment that hasn’t already been said. I have nothing. The only thing I can say Matt, in one way or another Troy is in your head.

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  11. Andy in Middletown

    Matt, I just did a Google image search for ‘Kim Kardashian Boat’ and no lie, a few swipes down this is what the image feed looks like… I don’t know how you did it, but I think you broke the internet. Congratulations! This is a proud day for all of us.

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  12. Eric Swanson

    The boat is a newer Stancraft and the picture is on Lake Coeur d alene Idaho. The sisters terrorized our small community over the last few years. They had all sorts of rules for the staff’s at all the restaurants around town. Most, after a while refused service to them and most owners asked them to not return with their horrible attitudes towards their employees. Good riddance.

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  13. Ole Olson's boat scratching service

    Interesting glowing white spot under her butt.Crack must be wide open.

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