GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, like many of you I waffle between cool old cars and old boats, hell old lawn mowers can be cool. And yes I have had some very old Toro push mowers. And used them. I have a pal thats into old tractor sprinklers. Which I also love. I even know of some real idiots that own old Marinas and Railways. Wait?
But todays story is about cars? I am always wondering what kind of car I will want if I am forced to move to an inland location? How could I continue my lust for varnished wood. Woody Cars of course, but they are rather cliche with all the surf stickers, and huge, or bulky, or? WAIT, what in the hell. This one is perfect. Except for one small issue. Money. Ugh, why does money always have to get in the way. Its just paper, hell these days it’s just numbers on a website. Is money even real anymore? I know one thing for sure, Woody Boats, and Woody Cars are real.
They smell like Varnish, and glisten in the sunlight, and bring true happiness. Some numbers on a balance sheet bring no real joy. Ya sure those numbers may provide some drool cup changes and ass wiping in my later years. So I have to always decide between future ass wiping, or parking that ass in the driver’s seat and just enjoying the time I have being able to get to the bathroom on my own. WOW, this story went to a very strange place. And of course, someone has invented a better way to Wipe ones Aft! Here ya go. Enjoy your coffee this morning.
And if you made it through that video and want to just click on this sportsman on ebay, Here ya go! I know its at a dealer, and may be over priced, but whats money anyway?