Let’s party like its 2019

Are you ready? Not me, been trying to clean up the place and no matter what I do, spammers and Russian hackers keep causing problems. This year I am mixing up a wonderful varnish punch. mmmmmmm, the good news is after several glasses you can just pee on your boat and BOOM, its got a coat of varnish on it.

Larry!

Poor Lily just keeps plowing down the Apple Juiceteenies

We have also been in contact with Larry in the “Better Place” office to play Santa. For those new to our annual office party, no one ever passes on here. It’s the internet. All we ask is you show up, and bring good cheer, and please… PALEEEEASE don’t barf on your key board. Hey

We have the Woodyboaterville Police on stand by so when Troy shows up with some “Ladies” he met in West Virginia and they wont leave til they get cigarettes.

We are ready!

mmmmm just take it in.

 

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28 Responses to “14th Annual Holiday Office Party TOMORROW.”
    • Greg Lewandowski

      SpeedBoat Outlaw got the jump on us, but the rest of the Michigan Gang is getting loaded up. Lots of Kowalski meats and Bells. We have some Labatts for our Canadian
      friends too. Pretty flat water so we will make good time. See you soon!

    • ART

      I think there is a warrant out on the guy with white gloves, please call the woodyboatervillepolice.

  1. m-fine

    I know I go to these parties every year, but for some reason, I can’t remember any of them.

  2. Rick

    Rocco wants to make sure he’s not the only dog there. Will Mr. B show up?

  3. Ole Olson's boat scratching service

    I’ll be there as soon as this meowjuwanna wears off

  4. Randy

    I’ll bring the tree — everyone bring an ornament to hang when you arrive.

  5. Philip Andrew

    Set off this morning at first light in ‘miss Tahoe’. I figure she’s the most sea worthy.
    I’m bringing Whitebait and a case of Malborough Wine. See you there!

    • tparsons56

      Being that it is Christmas I say we all chip in to get Phillip some prepaid gas/petrol cards for the trip. I think he’s going to need them! I do think Matt should throw in a free t-shirt for “longest distance to get to a party”

      Phillip – Let us know when you get to the Panama Canal.

    • Rick

      Heading out into the Pacific now to act as a beacon for Philip so he doesn’t miss north america. Figure he’ll need some libation also. Philip just follow the smell of BBQ.

  6. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)

    Da U P Chapter of whatever it’s is is on the way.

      • One more time

        Guess we had too many parties who are on wanted posters and did not want their pictures out there😃🍻

  7. Murdock

    Howe Marine is throwing in a couple of gift baskets with hats, t-shirts, sweats and koozies so Matt can raffle them off for a good cause!

  8. Jim (the Lurker)

    I do so enjoy this annual gathering and the unique creativity that the party goers bring…see you all tomorrow!

  9. Clay at Crosslake

    No but Philip Andrew is bringing whitebait. What is that again? Sounds fishy.

    • Philip Andrew

      Clay, whitebait is a kiwi delicacy. Tiny fingerling fish served in a light egg lemon and salt fritter. Caught in the South Island streams and estuaries and only in the early spring. Sounds awful but so delicious.

  10. RiverRat

    Waiting for my boat to get a virtual makeover and the wieners to freeze since it is too warm for snow. The only white stuff will be the foam coming off my rooster tail.

  11. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)

    I am here. Where do I put the Cedar Planked Salmon that I always bring? Also the Mahogany chicken on oak skewers. Where is the bar?