Alright, here we go, come on in. Everyone is expected today and many have been traveling all night for this annual debaucherous holiday party. The Boatress has been preparing all sorts of goodies for the party, Mr B has also been getting ready and we will be cleaning the bathrooms every hour on the hour.
We have so much to celebrate this year, and its great to have you here, please mingle in the comment section, we will be updateing throughout the day and hopefully none of you will require a “visit” to the HR dept tomorrow. Then again, we would need to have an HR dept. So do what ya gotta do. Pets welcome.
So come on in. We are thrilled you are here.