Get out your printers, it’s that time of year again. You know, insurance time! What? The type of insurance that keeps you from having to sell your boat….s, so you can use the money to remodel the bathroom. Literally flushing your dreams down the toilet. It’s that one day where you need to focus 100% on her, him, or.. well? NO JUDGMENTS.
If you are new to Woody Boater, we have for the past 14 years provided classic boat valentines day cards for you to make your own. It’s not like you can find these at the store, and all ya gotta do is grab the image and print. Then customize if you want.
And here is the magic of it all. You get two things done with this. One, you show your love and appreciation for her, him…. and you secretly subtlety, known as “Subliminal Perception.” We have included a brief video on the topic. DO NOT SHOW IT TO HER, HIM.. WHATEVER! Unless you want judgments! Just say’n
Great, now you have been indoctrinated into the secret universe of spin doctors. Below are some of the classic from over the years.
Okay, you are all set now. You have ALL DAY TODAY AND TOMORROW. Hand made cards are so so so much more impressive BTW. Even if you just print and write on them. Draw some water and your house next to it. Cut out and put on a red heart. Whatever. IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.. Even if he she, whatever doesn’t know what you really are thinking.