Get out your sharp objects. And lets cut up some cards

Get out your printers, it’s that time of year again. You know, insurance time! What? The type of insurance that keeps you from having to sell your boat….s, so you can use the money to remodel the bathroom. Literally flushing your dreams down the toilet. It’s that one day where you need to focus 100% on her, him, or.. well? NO JUDGMENTS.

Print and cut

Got a little pooch?

If you are new to Woody Boater, we have for the past 14 years provided classic boat valentines day cards for you to make your own. It’s not like you can find these at the store, and all ya gotta do is grab the image and print. Then customize if you want.

Does he like to go fishing. Or She? No judgements

Water-skiing your thing?

And here is the magic of it all. You get two things done with this. One, you show your love and appreciation for her, him…. and you secretly subtlety, known as “Subliminal Perception.” We have included a brief video on the topic. DO NOT SHOW IT TO HER, HIM.. WHATEVER! Unless you want judgments! Just say’n

Great, now you have been indoctrinated into the secret universe of spin doctors. Below are some of the classic from over the years.

Like to sit and watch TV all day?

A Classic design

Wear a red coat when you give this

Got unusually large blue eyes? This ones for you two crazy kids

Combine with some goodies

Here is the original.

You can customize for you all.

Is she very needy?

If you want a DONZI, WARNING!!!!! You may have to put red hearts on it.

Like to go fast?

GO Slow?

Says it all.

Like Knot puns?

Did you run into the dock?

AFT puns?

Rudder puns?

Okay, you are all set now. You have ALL DAY TODAY AND TOMORROW. Hand made cards are so so so much more impressive BTW. Even if you just print and write on them. Draw some water and your house next to it. Cut out and put on a red heart. Whatever. IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.. Even if he she, whatever doesn’t know what you really are thinking.

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13 Responses to “Valentines Day Cards – No Judgements.”
  1. Greg Lewandowski

    Matt, you came through again. Now the tough decision on which one to use. Thanks!

    • Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)

      Good to have you back Greg. We missed you, once again cool cards Matt. Maybe this year i’ll actually print one out on card stock, sign it and deliver it.

  2. Syd

    Let’s try this again no boats but they are vintage post cards and the little pink square on the one is like a little pillow. Fabric with padding behind it

  3. Mike D

    Back in the 50’s my friends dad named his wooden boat “Isle of View” for his wife. I don’t think she was ever in it.

  4. John Rothert

    use em every year…bails me out….hummm. that could be another card….

    thanks,

    John in Va.

  5. Rabbit

    You save my butt (note the spelling, Matt) every year. My wife was cleaning out a corner of the basement and found the one I made five years ago. I think I’ll reuse the foamcore.

  6. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)

    Congratulations to Nick Baumgartner Michigans U P representative to the 2022 winter Olympics. Nick, along with Lindsey Jacobellis won gold in the debut of mixed team snowboard cross!! Made for a great winter Friday nite. Go Team USA!!!