Are we stopping now? I gotta go!

This past weekend, I got Stinky out for some runs. Sorry about the pun!  Anyway, we went on long rides. And of course. Mr B loves to tag along. But a funny, not ha ha funny but a WTH? funny happens. MR B has to poop the second we stop. Like what the hell? He just pooped. And then, that poop machine that he is, digs deep down into his reserves and pitches a loaf right in Jimmys entry way, our deck, the fuel stop.

Mr B loves a Boat Ride.

Is it the vibration, the rattling, the smell? Nerves. I need some advice, and been looking through all the original manuals. Chris Craft never mentions this problem. Maybe they wanted to sweep in under the rug? Maybe thats where the term Poop deck comes from. Needless to say, in late June, JUNE 24th to be exact, up in Algonac. There better be some sort of deep archiving to see whats up. SOMETHING STINKS! And I want to get to the bottom of it.

maybe its in here?

Okay I think I have used up my daily allotment of poop jokes. I swear I am 12. Maybe I can now say, I identify as a 12 year old. Ya. Just floating that out there. CRAP! Thats one more than I allowed. Wait, CRAP, it two more. Wait, number 2, ship, thats three. Wait, Ship makes it 4. I need to just stop now.

What are you looking at? I need some privacy

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8 Responses to “Stinky Makes Mr B Poop!”
  1. Bob Kays

    After a ride in Stinky on Lake Hopatcong,I nearly pooped too. Mr B, I know how you feel !

  2. Greg Lewandowski

    Matt, it sounds like you need some consultation with the Michigan gang on boat dogs. We are ready for you!

  3. Syd

    Mr B just needed to do a stinky to help Stinky preserve her name

  4. first53resorter

    Whilst enjoying an ice cream cone outdoors on the “first” day of Wisconsin summer yesterday at our local ice cream shoppe, a car enters the parking lot. The husband and wife get out and make their way to the door. I chortle loudly at the slogan on her hoodie.

    “Dog Trainer. I make sit happen”

  5. ART

    Matt we have to read between the lines……………….

    Needless to say, in late June, JUNE 24th to be exact, up in Algonac. There better be some sort of deep archiving to see whats up. SOMETHING STINKS! And I want to get to the bottom of it…………………..

    BUTT does this mean that Stinker IS coming to Michigan later this month?

    PS whats is spled what’s……just saying