The big 100 year celebration in Algonac is now at capacity for boats. Not people, or smiles, laughs, and friendship. The good folks in Algonac have an endless supply of that to share. So bring piles of smiles, and bad woody jokes. They are ready. If you are planning on going, hotel rooms are booking up. But it would make a great day trip for many of you close enough.
This is a once in a lifetime event. Okay, maybe in another 100 years you all can tell me I was wrong. Hopefully by then, all the trolls little troll decedents will have all been shipped to planet troll, a place of bitter people who complain about each other as a love language.
The entire planet is run by the Queen of all trolls, They call her The Karen, her number two is called The Manager, and they rule the universe in a spew of negativity, thus creating a power source to feed off and propel positive energy thus allowing us all to have free electricity. For real. We need Trollites, to keep the universe going.Of course a current Troll will disagree with me, and somehow it all works.
Why for gods sake are you still reading this. I cant stop writing it, and…. Okay, I am just going to stop now. Really. STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES ON ALGONAC on June 24th. Okay the 25th as well.