A huge thanks, and belly wacker laugh from fellow Woody Boater Mark Schallip. Gotta say, this type of report makes my heart sing. When I do one of these, I call them “a drive by shooting”.Not to offend the folks that do actual drive by shootings. Anyway, Mark went to the show, shot it, and then thats it. Poof. Never mind, that Alex, Chad and Matt B were there. Did we get a report from them? Nooooooooooo. So today you get Mark and his finger. ANNNNND my captions. Here is Marks Report…And Finger!
One of the most beautiful boats ever made. A masterpiece of design. Colors, lines.
Hold on, I think Mike is pointing at something
“Here are some pictures of the Les Chaneaux boat show in Hessel today. They are not Kent O or Steve Lapkin quality. However they do show the show. Make up your own captions.”
Oh hell ya!
So many things to unpack here. The sign? The babes phone but shot? Oh the boat!
The wide shot
Actually a nice shot. Wait, is that Mikes Pinky? Tea Time anyone?
No, No, and No.. TWICE! Its like the tag line to the show. Lots of donts. Hold on, I am rethinking the Coke tag line. Coke, no burping. Coke, dont shake the can, Coke, Dont soak your car parts in it.
Now, some may see the finger here as a flaw, or the plastic bag. I see a clever photographer trying to mask the light to adjust the light to capture the moment. And the plastic is there as a statement of the power of wood in the shape of a boat, and a dock. While plastic is just garbage. See? Deep, isnt it.
This is a photo that shows respect to our wonderful men in Blue. The thin blue line that keeps our boats safe from snot nose sticky fingered little brats.
The finger filter. An ingenious new app that makes shots look more personal.
MORE FINGER PLEASE!
man oh man its beautiful UP there in the UP