From Sexists To Sextants

1920 NYAC sextant

You have all fall’n into the oldest trick in the book. Using sexy images to talk about things that are boring. It was a two day set up, but here it is. SEXTANTS. And for thos… Read more

Ink Clot Babes. It’s Been A While.

All winter and we haven’t had a good babe story. And despite the new world order, the Babe section of WoodyBoater is by far the most searched menu item. Now, as a creative in the ad world. I h… Read more

I Was Wrong…Again. I See The Light.

That’s not Starboard.

The other day I published an article on 6 volt dangers and lens color. I said, red faded more than green. I was wrong, and to be even more dumb, this isn’t the fi… Read more

I Need Some Sausage! Sausage Saturday.

Throw that bad boy!

I am out in the barn trying to get ready for Lake Dora. I swear the date creeps up on you. In two weeks I am outta here. In reality that’s just one weekend. This one to make su… Read more

Want To Go Big On Your Show Boat? NOS NOSkid!

Interlux NOSKID compound

You thought hunting down the original manufacture of zippers was a tad extreme a while back, and maybe painting your bilge in NOS Chris Craft Bilge paint was a tad wonk… Read more

Thanks Miss Rheingold Beer

Miss Rheingold 1958 and an OWEN’s cruiser

I was looking at something online and came across this image above, and did a little digging to find an absolute brillient campaign that lasted … Read more