Saturday, June 23, 2018

It’s Boatress Day!

The Boatress and Oreo

The Boatress has been there for me for over 30 years, despite the fact that today is her 35th Birthday. I really don’t understand the math of it all, and to be honest do … Read more

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Woody Boater Store Is Open, New Stuff In Stock.

Speedboat Outlaws in stock, in your size and in style!

This years 2014 summer look, is now available to the throngs of fashionistas. Thats right, now you can wear, were, where the latest in Wood… Read more

Friday, March 7, 2014

Arrive To Lake Dora Naked! We’ve Got You Covered!

The all new 2014 VARNISHERS shirt. In Red Wine for the show ONLY. Woody Boater logo on back!

Drum roll please… This years two new designs are in and ready for shipping to..FLORIDA. That&#… Read more

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Woody Diva Is Trying to Get Us Drunk Again!

Well, as you all sit out there lamenting the skyrocketing prices of gas, more cold weather, the worst day of the year so far on the Dow, and god forbid a Woody Resto “project”….Fret Thee NO… Read more

Monday, November 19, 2012

Ladies And Gentlemen, A Toast To Woody Diva!

Pumpkin Spice Martini – Glass: Martini – Method:Build In Shaker, 1.5 Ounces ABSOLUT Vanila, 1 ounce Bailys Irish Cram, 1/2 Ounce Monin Pumpkin Spice, 2 ounces half and half, Gro