Using Artificial Intelligence To?

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This past week, I have been obsessed with a new trend in photo software. Of course AI as its referred to is not all that new, the ease of its use is new. The big question is always with new technology, is how far can it go, and is it right to…
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Mentel Health Day From WoodyBoater Labs.. Calling Dr Troy, Calling Dr Troy!

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From the Mental Health Division of WoodyBoater Labs, our Surgeon General Dr Troy has  tested and re tested these specific images to see if they actually help you think about something other than getting sick and not being able to get into…
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Is It Okay To Go Out On Your Boat During This Time?

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It's was announced yesterday that boating in many counties of Florida is now banned-ish! Ramps and Marinas are to be closed. This will of course happen all over as the weather warms up. So you will no doubt have questions and an inner conflict.…
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Ta”Virus” Update, Tents Are Pitched!

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As promised we will keep everyone in the loop on things happening on Lake Dora. So here goes. Races are this weekend. Hey, Corona is less dangerous than that, that's for sure. And more fun to watch than the news. Tents are up, and as of…
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Karen Harrison Showed Some Bikers A Good Time In Florida.

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With about a week away from Lake Dora fun, this story should be a fun reminder of what the rest of the world is doing. HAVING FUN! And Paul and Karen know how to do that for sure, even breaking down is fun with them. Paul sent us in this…
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Let’s Start This Diet With Some Sausage!

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It's okay we have boat babes and photos today - Today we start a new journey of weight loss. As of this AM I am 251.8 - 252 ish  UGH - As I wrote yesterday, if it inspires just one of us here to join in, it will be worth loosing readers…
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Babes. Just Babes. BW Babes, Slide Babes, Babes With Babes. It’s A Babeday!

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Well, first let me state that the term Babe, was not originated by me. And to dig into this, I did look up is the term 'Babe" offensive. And the bottom line is Yes and No. HA. WTH? According to the internet, which of course is the modern…
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Can You Explain This To MeToo?

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What the #? I know, I know, it was the 70's and well, this sort of thing I am sure was a fun way to get people... okay, MEN to read the basics of boating. But? Buts? Then again, here we are talking about this book 50 years later. So I suppose…
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12 Years Of Woody Boater Joy.

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Today marks the official 12th year of Woody Boater being in the world. Of course this should come to no surprise of many, since its clear that many of us are still 12. For some reason, my sense of humor and general observation of the world…
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Ink Clot Babes. It’s Been A While.

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All winter and we haven't had a good babe story. And despite the new world order, the Babe section of WoodyBoater is by far the most searched menu item. Now, as a creative in the ad world. I have never understood the need to put a babe prop…
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Tahoe Sausage Day, Ahhh Come On, You Knew It Was Gonna Happen.

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Yes, there are a ton of other shows that happened out there. But we would be remiss without a Sausage Day from Lake Tahoe. Now we are also going to include stuff that happened while reporting on the show. Needless to say my brain was been…
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Did You Get Your Last Gasp In This Weekend? Woody Boater Wants To Know.

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It's that time of year. When we get out there for one last gasp of summer. This weekend seemed like such a weekend. The air is crisp and yet warm. The sun is still out and for brief moments it can be, well, wonderful. If you are fortunate…
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The Ladies Dig Dudes In Woody Boats. No Really!

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We have been publishing some fun stories lately of some of our fellow Woody Boater couples and it dawned on us, that many, OK most of the guys are..well.. kinda...mmm... not Cary Grant if you know what I mean.. Yet, all our wives and girlfriends…
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The Gull Lake Classic Boat Show Is A Hit! – Again

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PRIOR TO LEAVING FOR MINNESOTA AND EVEN DURING THE SHOW the standard question we were asked many times was "Texx - Why would you travel 1,200 miles to attend the Gull Lake Classic Boat Show when you will you be returning back to Bar Harbor…
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What Happens When Two Pin Up Models Crash A Classic Boat Show?

Thanks to fellow Woody Boater Dennis Mykols for sending us this fun story. Looks like some Pin Up babes showed up. "Boots" and "Ina" to be specific. Yes that's their names. Now, ya gotta follow this. These photos were taken by Dennis on…
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It’s Woody Boater ebaybe Day!

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Today on Woody Boater we introduce you to a new term and feature. eBaybes! Thats right, babes on ebay! We have all seen them in various places, old snap shots for sale, pin up calendars, and general stuff on ebay! So today, we thought we…
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The Boatress And Woodys For Boobies Team Half Way There!

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Report in from Charlotte NC, The 2014 Woodys For Boobies team is now two thirds done with this years Avon Breast Cancer walk. The boatress reports in she is better than any year before, but sadly the one of the team fell yesterday and we are…
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Bayliner, Tee Nee Trailer, And Other Stuff Of Note On Ebay Today!

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In my never ending stalking of ebay, we came across these little tidbits and oddities today. A cool time capsule Bayliner, a very nice old patina model, Teen Nee trailer, and a babe cushion. Everyone needs a babe cushion! Here is your chance.   And…
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Glacier Lake Show Ends Miss Woody Boater Stories. Thanks, Thanks Alot!

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Thanks to a slow down in donations we are returning to our regularly scheduled boat show reports. This time it's from the good folks on the Glacier Lake ACBS. I wonder if the bottoms of the boats are larger on that lake? To obscure of a…
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Meet Miss Woody Boater Erika Simmons – Oh And Donate Today!

As promised yesterday we said we would introduce you to Miss Woody Boater Erika Simmons. Erika has been the General Manager of the famous Main Lake Market for a couple of years, and has worked there since it opened in 2006. Loves Lake Hopatcong …
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Miss Woody Boater Says, Please Help Keep Us Subscription Free!

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For the record, we are not a proud group. In fact if I need to pull out Jerry Lewis and have Sarah Mclachlan sing a song to old abandoned wood boats, we would. But we will spare you all that. So instead we introduce you to Erika Simmons,…
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Carla Goes Coco For Coco Nuts. Write The Picture Caption Today!

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Leave it to our favorite Insurance partner Carla from Hagerty Marine Insurance for having some fun with the gang at the 27th Annual Lake Chatuge Rendezvous on beautiful Lake Chatuge in Hiawassee GA this weekend. Oh sure, "other" boat shows…
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First Ride – Welcome to Woody Boater Gracie!

One of the great joys in life is getting a new pup! Here at Woody Boater we celebrate the first ride with great pride. Today's first ride is from Fellow Woody Boater Bob Kays and little Gracie! She is a ten week old Schnoodle and…
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Woody Boaters Become Stars For Nautique Optix Woody Sunglasses.

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On Friday last week, Texx and I went out on a special photo shoot for Nautique Optix all wood sunglasses. Very cool sunglasses made from exotic woods. More on that later. Today is all about our models, Karen Harrison and Matt Byrne, and…
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Exclusive Never Seen Before Classic Boat Images

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Sorry for the delay this morning, but I was in negation regarding the following images that are so un heard of. You won't believe your eyes.. It all started with a simple drive to the river house to tuck away the official Go To Woody Boat.…
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Boat Babes See The Light Of Day!

Dear god an entire file named . Chris craft girls!!!!
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Boat Buzz Un-Plugged Is Very Close, Have You Signed Up?

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Right now it looks like we have around 20 folks coming to the first ever Boat Buzz Un Plugged Event - And possibly more that are from around here who have yet to speak up..In less that 11 days we'll be meeting at the Trible Library on the campus…
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The Boys From Exit 1A Refuse To Give Up!

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Seventeen inches of snow, and no power for days.. As fellow Woody Boater Bob Kays from Lake Hopatcong New Jersey puts it.. There was only one thing left to do.. Go boating! More power to them.. Te Woody Boater force is strong there.. I am…
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And Now For Something Completly Different. Motoscafo Aeromere Alfa Romeo Giulietta Plein Air 1959 Tipo Riva on eBay

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I have no idea how to read Italian.. It's on Italian eBay.. Good luck...But cool is cool.. And nothing is cooler than Italians. And Riva's and Alfa Romao's, and this one boat has it all. Click here. All you need now is Gina Lollobrigida…
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Team Woodys For Boobies Completes Two Day Avon Walk!!!

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They have done it. Blisters sore legs.. And feeling fantastic. Your team has all finished the two day walk... Raising close to $19,000 .... what a weekend.. Congrats...
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Avon Breast Cancer Walk Gets Underway!

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There off and..... Walking.. Your Woodys for boobies team is starting the massive walk today. .. Thanks to you they have raised alllllmost 19,000 smackers and growing... Pictured above is Hollie Ontrop and the Boatress all dolled upin there…
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Woodys For Boobies Walk Gets Started With Uniforms!

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The team is getting all it's ducks in a row.. the special team pink shirts are ready, and the fleece vests all embroidered ready to show the world that we are all in this together..The team here leaves for NYC Friday ready to walk there…
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The Kanera Girls Of Chris-Craft – Fond Memories Of Working At The Holland Plant

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Last week, fellow Woody Boater Jeff Knudsen (Tin Can - Jeff) met 3 very special women in Holland, Michigan - The Kanera Sisters. All three sisters worked for Chris-Craft in the 1950's at the Roamer Plant in Holland. Jeff sent me a text with…
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The First Taste Of Fall Hits Woodyboaterville… Is It That Time?

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Gasp! Could it be..Dang, it's October all ready.. What the hell is that all about.. Aboot for all our Canadian pals..It was in the high 50's here in the mid Atlantic and I felt it.. Although it did not smell like fall.. The leaves are still…
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Attention Step-In-Again III Fans, eBay Has Blessed You Today.

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If your old boat used to be named Step-In -Again 1,2, or three.. especially 3.. Then today you just won the lottery. And if your family used to own one of the three.. One of these babeses may be your long lost Aunt Trudie! And Glenda. her "friend"…
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NBC News Features The Trama Of The Woody Boatress’s Earthquake Manicure Mayhem!

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Ya all thought I was kidding about the Boatress's nails.. Thought it was a joke. Well.. Here is the clip from yesterdays news, that right.. NBC's Pat Collins a fixture here in the DC market, drove here to Woody Boater DC World headquarters to talk to the Boatress about her trama regarding her un finished manicure.. Oh the humanity.. now, if you think this is something I made up.. Here is the link as well to NBC Washington's news website. I wish I could make this stuff up, I really do.
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Woody Gal Makes Headlines!

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Fellow Woody Boater, Woody Gal has hit the big times.. OK, the big times for us here in the classic boat community. Woody Gal is featured in the latest jaw dropper issue of the Brass Bell. Bill Basler keeps upping the standards of publication…
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Behind The Scenes Of The Perfect Woody Boater Weekend.

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Ya had to be there..... And of course thanks to many fellow Woody Boaters we were all able to do just that. Don Ayers reporting in from a  Riva Event on Lake Tahoe,  Paul " Our Reporter Broken Down On The Side Of The Road" Harrison and…
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Miss Sparta On Lake Mohawk on Miss Mohawk..

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Say howdy to Miss Sparta Aderienne Marcino who blessed us all with a appearance. Posing on multiple show winner miss Mohawk with the magnificent backdrop of Lake Mohawk..
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Have a Great Woody Waver Weekend!

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This weekend we are all going boating, I will be reporting in from St Micheal's Maryland and the fantastic Boat show there. It's the premiere show in the mid Atlantic. Miss America IX will be there. As will many of the top boats in the region.…
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Happy Mothers Day!

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Make her happy. take her on a boat ride!
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Chris Craft Land Cruiser On eBay!

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OK, it's just a promo photo. But... It comes with a babe and a hat! No restoration needed.. No having to find a place to park it.. No burned out bearings.. Rusted frames.. Dry rotted tires.. Just you, your new trailer...photo... a babe and…
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Classic Boat Babes And Thunderbird. Why? Do We Really Need A Reason!

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More fun out take images from fellow Woody Boater "Hamster" Oh Thunderbird your image in my eye is so improved. We look forward to seeing her in Tahoe in August for the Big Show. This year will be a major event for Woody Boater. Enjoy the out…
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An Odd Outcome From Classic Boat Babe Boobie Week.

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Well, this week did not play out as completely expected.  Honestly it started as a need to fill in the Boat Babe of the month story. We made a decal, the boat babe of the month, ha. She's lick-able! Hey, it's all I can give you.. But then…
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We Are Blown Away! The Classic Boat Comunity Rises To The Occasion! Thanks.

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What a day.. What a week. It all started with the Woody Boatress saying she wanted to do the AVON walk. We quickly realized that this effort was going to be a big deal for Woody Boater. We also thought that is could be a great way for spouses…
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Are Your Floatation Devices Up To Date? Help Us End Breast Cancer.

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Was yesterdays massive showing of boat babes just a set up for this story? Yes! Did it help make all the bad things on the planet go away? No. But it did do one thing. Yes we all for maybe a tad longer think about how lucky we are and how glorious…
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New Zealand Takes A Hit, The Middle East Is In Turmoil..Again…Wisconsin and Ohio In Protest Hell, It’s Woody Boat Babe Time!

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All around Woody Boaterville bad news is at the top of the list. A deadly earth quake in New Zealand...Phil is OK by the way. The Middle East revolutions have oil spiking.. of course.. And a labor battle in the mid west is underway. Don't…
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It’s That Time Of Year Again, But Please Be Careful!

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OK, the biggest holiday of the year is not Christmas, or your Birthday. No, not New years. Nope.. It's in a week! That's right, the header and top photo should have been a hint. Valentines Day! No we are not 10 years old and in grade school…
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