I Don’t Know What’s Real Anymore – Two B’s And A Good Old Rant

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I am in a state of tortured hell. And yes, I know, it’s mostly on me. But I’m obsessed with bringing back the original feeling. Not just how it appeared, but how it felt. That’s the torture. The difference between is measured in emotion,…
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Wait? What? It’s Saturday? What Happened To Friday.

What happened to Friday? And for that matter, What happened to 2025? It's like it just kinda happened and then before I know it, it's gone. My days are spent these days, in a chair, doing stuff on the computer and in meetings. LOT'S of meetings,…
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Smith’s Clear Penetrating Epoxy Sealer Provokes A Rant

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For the record, there was no trade or donation made by Smith's CPES to do this story, in fact I am not sure they even know this website exists. As are many of the companies and so on I feature here, I use AND pay for the stuff. It was one…
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A Shrinking Passion. Who Cares?

With the recent ending of Classic Boating Magazine, who was at 19% of their peak in the 80' and 90's  and the low numbers of club members one could read into that and claim the passion of classic boating is shrinking. Maybe it is, and to…
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The 1st Big Intersection – The Woody Floater Challenge

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It's the little jobs that seem to take the most time.  Over the past week I have been trying to strip the bottom from all its previous attempts to save it. And to be honest, it should all go to the dump, or fire pit. The good news is that…
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Becoming Obsessed Can Be A Challenge In The WoodyFloater Challenge

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Oh, sure it all starts out in a what the hell mind set. Be honest, you started the passion with "I don't want a show boat" I don't need all that anxiety in my life. And next thing you know is you are researching zipper patents from the 1960's…
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A Wednesday for the Dogs

It’s STILL rainy in Woodyboaterville. And my dad is STILL on the road. So—sorry folks—you’re stuck with me again. Pull up a chair and bring some snacks, because today we’re talking about the real joys of boating. Like scraps at…
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Really? REALLY? Fujiwhara Effect?

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As you know I have been working...at work, for about two months back to back, few hrs free, and slipping in some boat rides here and there. And a small boat show. But this weekend, actually starting today, I only have ONE meeting and then…
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I Had A Dream About A Boat Ride Last Night. Oh, And Bob Kays. That’s How Bad It’s Gotten

Well, it happened. I got my boat ride, only it was in a bazaar dream, I am writing this down because, well you know dreams can fade fast. Which in the case of having Bob in my dream, may not be a bad thing. I think it was triggered by a…
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True Confessions Of A Pontoon Demented Person?

It's Monday, JUNE 16,2025, as in full summer, and I have yet to go for a real boat ride, or even worse, not put one of the boats in the water. Yes. WECATCHEM, STINKY, WeFETCHEM, YIP YAP, ZIP,  B is in purgatory and still in a shed, SWEET PEA…
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Classic Boating Is Without Doubt, The Most Affordable Way To Go Boating.

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I've been a boater my entire life. My grandfather taught me how to navigate, understand boats, and most importantly, how to love the sea. That love has only grown over time. So I can confidently say, from experience: Classic boats are—hands…
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Do It. Open That Barn Door, And Go Play.

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As the years seem to creep up on me, okay, race up to me, I have become more and more convinced that the regrets I have are the ones where I stalled and didn't do it. Oh sure there are times when it's not right, and you then thank your other…
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Vintage Boat Cushion Brochure. mmmm Haven’t Seen One Of These Before.

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As many of you know I have a weak spot for a cool cushion. They're up there with cool matchbook art. I think its the way so much can be communicated in a simple drawing. The colors are still a natural color, and well. Thats about it, it's…
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Ordianryville

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To be overly transparent, I have been questioning my passion for this passion lately. And yes, it's a normal thing this time of year to feel that way. But I oddly really used WECATCHEM several times this year, as well as Stinky. Little use,…
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Late Night Breaking News – Who Killed Big Jim? The Search For Big Jeff. New Details Emerge. WARNING, SOME IMAGES MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. YA, HOW IRONIC?

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It's Saturday and cold outside. And Big Jeff is currently a man of interest in the brutal slaying of Big Jim, and now Big Jack. Detectives have released some of the text messages between the trio, and it appears there was some sort of love…
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Big Jim Sport Camper Goes Off The Grid. And It Doesn’t Bode Well For Joe! – WARNING GRAPHIC IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME.

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Today, we go off the rails. Okay, off the rails was about 4 years ago, today we are going camping off the grid. I  found this BOX only on ebay for sale, And was intrigued?  WHAT IS THIS? So may questions, and how time has changed…
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Antique? Classic? Or Vintage Boating?

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These are terms that are thrown around alot these days, and especially in our little universe here in Woodyboaterville. This all struck me while cruising ebay for "vintage " stuff, and I came upon some ads that I had done, and others that I…
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It’s November, It’s Gonna Be 80 Here. Do I?

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Every year around this time here in the mid Atlantic, the weather toys with me. 80 in the day 50 at night, and then wam, 30, then 70. Its a roller coaster of  do I or don't I's. For those of you that live in areas like me, you know exactly…
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What Am I Missing Here?

On ebay there is a bow emblem for sale. Okay, nuthn new there. But look at the price? Am I missing something here? Is this like the $300.00 Dannenberg books, or the $500 Chris Craft Essential Guide books? WHAT? WHY? Confused Emoji face?…
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Our Yearly Reminder – DON’T BE A DOUCHE!

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It's that time of year. The beginning of boating season, and well. new boaters. Which is great, but, there is always someone not thinking. And wakes can be hell on our boats, and more importantly, our classic boats can leave a large wake,…
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We Figured Out What To Do With The F5

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For all of you complaining about WoodyBoater being about cars and trucks last week. HA! We now have a solution. Now of course that beautiful rust free time capsule of an F5 might get a little butchered up. But at least the readers of WoodyBoater…
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Why No Marina Wants Your Old Boat.

In the past year, there have been three large boats left behind in our area. And our area on the bay is a pin dot. And from time to time a random sail boat will linger in the water or run aground and left. But the three boats I am speaking…
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Happy Thanksgiving To All, Except Graphtec, And Apple, Okay And Microsoft.

Happy Thanksgiving, and thanks for the fun yesterday, it did help, at least keep me laughing and not feeling alone in my hell. I had cracked the interface of Illustrator and Cut Master Jam, Okay thats what I am calling it, now the plotter…
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Attack Of The Killer Bimini Top

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Okay, okay, this has taken me a day to come to grips with how funny this could be. And yet, maybe in a way, this story could help another. And yes, I am laughing now, since its both stupid and litterley a slap in the face. Or lip in this…
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Custom-Craft Brochure On Ebay, But Belongs In A Certain Part Of Hell

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Well if that headline doesn't get you to read on, I am not sure what would. And why would I go on a rant about a dumb brochure? I mean it's got babes, and all sorts of vintage coolness. But, here is my issue. It's all one big rip off. Like if…
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Spending Memorial Day In Berlin Germany

As I have been walking around Berlin over Memorial Day weekend in the states, it's been eye opening to see it all from the other side. And how completely senseless it is to ever want to start a war. This city is amazing, and full…
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The Impact Of Artificial Intelligence On Classic Boating.

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Artificial intelligence (AI) has the potential to significantly impact the world of classic wooden boats. While some may view AI as a threat to the traditional craftsmanship and artistry that defines these boats, others see the technology…
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The Real First Sign Of Spring – Dead Batteries. WHHHHHHYYYYY?

Well, I finally got up the energy to get rolling on the boats in the water thing. And CLICK. Or worse. Nuth'n. Dead Batteries. And yes I know, Trickle charge yada yada, and yes, the batteries were not on.  BUT, in my way of helping folks,…
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The Other Side Of The Story

The other day, I removed a negative comment from the comment area. I was taken to task for doing so, and for the 5 minutes it was live, it was amplified and now, I am involved with it and needed to address it. So, with an open comment section,…
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The Summer Is Getting Away From Us – Get Out There!

Not sure if you have looked at the calendar yet, but its almost August, and dang that went by fast. Kinda like a good movie, or binging Breaking Bad. Its goes fast, while winter lingers on like any clock in a class room. You know the one…
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Happy Daughter “In Love” Day.

This year at the age of 63, I became a father again.  As you may recall we had a wedding here at the Global HQ. And of course I am fully aware of the formal nature of such a thing. The father in law thing. But what I did not expect, emotionally…
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Door Is Open, Beer Is In The Fridge. Have Fun Today.

You may have noticed. Or not, I am late this morning for the daily story. Okay, I did. I have been spinng a little too many plates lately and now paying the price for it all. Sleep. And a general daze. And thinking of a story is one of those…
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Cynic Charlie Leaves A Glass Half Full Comment Worth Not Reading.

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In yesterdays story Woody Boater Cynic Charlie left a comment that sadly rings kinda true, True if you see the world falling apart, and adopt the "Kids these days view of the universe" Here it is regarding the 25 Continental for sale feature. "Cheer…
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Some Self Indulgent Thoughts. Thank You, And Bite Me!

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First, thank you for humoring me and my life inside the painting I call the Railway. I have discovered that in an odd way, I am literally doing a painting, a work of art, in 3D and sometimes I am inside the painting, part of the painting,…
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Take the Channel Less Traveled

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Since we are among "friends" here or co conspirators, brothers, sisters, yada yada. We can talk. One of the leading statements I always get about my boat love. " I sure love those boats, but they sure are a lotta work" Or any other statement…
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A Grain Of Thought – Should We Reconsider Judging Rules?

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First, isn't it great that we are arguing about boats again, and not vaccines and masks? Yes! Like a good family squabble. And I thank all the folks that teamed up to make the Red Cobra Red again. Now, let's get a little deeper into the…
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It’s Squirrel Saturday. It’s A New Thing. I Think? Maybe Not?

It's that time of year when you think you have all sorts of time to get things done, and BAM its 20 outside so you are forced to shift gears and focus on other things, then its 50 and you want to take advantage of the warm weather. All this…
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You Know You Want It, But Won’t Once You Get It.

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I have owned way to many cars, boats and other stuff. I loved it all, and then for whatever reason sold it. The key word here is "It." They are just things. And in many cases these things are dreams you had, and visions that once you achieve…
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It’s Official, We Don’t Need More Young People Anymore?

My email was on overdrive yesterday from pals sending me this Rob Report article on Young people snapping up Vintage Wooden Boats. Link at bottom of the story. So if you want to skip my missspelled babblethon, scroll down. Then scroll past…
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A Huge Thanks For Your Donations. WARNING: And A Rant For Warren.

When I started writing yesterdays story I was just talking about spelling and little issues of Woody Boater that always seem to be broken. I DID NOT INTEND TO MAKE IT A DONATE DAY. But it did, and was very nice. Actually emotional for me.…
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A Look In The Mirror. Oh GAD ZOOKS!

Yesterday I had a classic rant about our community. It came off as finger pointing at the CCABC. Well, I am not so KAREN that I am not willing to look in the mirror. Oh, not me personally, I cant handle that. But as Woody Boater. Woody…
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RANT ALERT: Technical Help, It’s Needed For All.

I was on the phone yesterday with Bill Basler for about an hr, and we were reminiscing about when and why Woody Boater started and the way it worked WITH the CCABC. You may be surprised by our family connection. Originally the Boat…
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Opening Pandora’s Stuffing Box! A True Horror In The Bilge Story.

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WARNING: If you are prone to blacking out looking at graphic images, you may want to sit today out. like a can of worms opened up and exploded in your face.  DON'T GO INTO THE HOUSE!!!!!!! So... Let's go back in time. About two days…
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It’s October, It’s Friday, And It’s Sausage, And I Need Help..Center?

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The fall colors are starting to come out here in Virginia. Dang nabbit it happens fast. Summers seem to just fly by. Like green eyed horsefly by. I am still using my Last Car Free Day as the last gasp for 2021, but who knows. We may have…
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Why Going Woody Boating This Weekend Is Important.

This year, marks 20 years of living under the cloud of terrorism. Tomorrow, the 11th is a day I personally will never forget, nor will any of you. How do we honor that day? This weekend? Do we go to church, be sad? Stay indoors. NO! That…
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Is Gull Lake The New Lake Tahoe Event?

What a week of fantastic photos and copy. Steve, Dane and Texx did an amazing job, Too amazing frankly. I can now see how far I have slipped into the dirge of daily posts about the Railway, Mr B and other things with in my field of pandemic…
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Are Horace and Dim Responsible For Boat Shows Being Canceled? RED FLAG!

If you are a regular comment reader, you know who Horice is. BTW, Horice could be a bunch of different people, using the Horace name to rant. BTW, this last one was very well written and made me laugh, so it may have been a different Horace.…
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