
The Summer Is Getting Away From Us – Get Out There!
Rant
Not sure if you have looked at the calendar yet, but its almost August, and dang that went by fast. Kinda like a good movie, or binging Breaking Bad. Its goes fast, while winter lingers on like any clock in a class room. You know the one…

Happy Daughter “In Love” Day.
Rant
This year at the age of 63, I became a father again. As you may recall we had a wedding here at the Global HQ. And of course I am fully aware of the formal nature of such a thing. The father in law thing. But what I did not expect, emotionally…

Door Is Open, Beer Is In The Fridge. Have Fun Today.
Rant
You may have noticed. Or not, I am late this morning for the daily story. Okay, I did. I have been spinng a little too many plates lately and now paying the price for it all. Sleep. And a general daze. And thinking of a story is one of those…

Cynic Charlie Leaves A Glass Half Full Comment Worth Not Reading.
Art, Rant
In yesterdays story Woody Boater Cynic Charlie left a comment that sadly rings kinda true, True if you see the world falling apart, and adopt the "Kids these days view of the universe" Here it is regarding the 25 Continental for sale feature.
"Cheer…

Some Self Indulgent Thoughts. Thank You, And Bite Me!
Art, Rant
First, thank you for humoring me and my life inside the painting I call the Railway. I have discovered that in an odd way, I am literally doing a painting, a work of art, in 3D and sometimes I am inside the painting, part of the painting,…

Take the Channel Less Traveled
Art, Rant
Since we are among "friends" here or co conspirators, brothers, sisters, yada yada. We can talk. One of the leading statements I always get about my boat love. " I sure love those boats, but they sure are a lotta work" Or any other statement…

A Grain Of Thought – Should We Reconsider Judging Rules?
Art, Rant, Restorations
First, isn't it great that we are arguing about boats again, and not vaccines and masks? Yes! Like a good family squabble. And I thank all the folks that teamed up to make the Red Cobra Red again. Now, let's get a little deeper into the…

It’s Squirrel Saturday. It’s A New Thing. I Think? Maybe Not?
Rant
It's that time of year when you think you have all sorts of time to get things done, and BAM its 20 outside so you are forced to shift gears and focus on other things, then its 50 and you want to take advantage of the warm weather. All this…

You Know You Want It, But Won’t Once You Get It.
Art, RantI have owned way to many cars, boats and other stuff. I loved it all, and then for whatever reason sold it. The key word here is "It." They are just things. And in many cases these things are dreams you had, and visions that once you achieve…

It’s Official, We Don’t Need More Young People Anymore?
Rant
My email was on overdrive yesterday from pals sending me this Rob Report article on Young people snapping up Vintage Wooden Boats. Link at bottom of the story. So if you want to skip my missspelled babblethon, scroll down. Then scroll past…

A Huge Thanks For Your Donations. WARNING: And A Rant For Warren.
Rant
When I started writing yesterdays story I was just talking about spelling and little issues of Woody Boater that always seem to be broken. I DID NOT INTEND TO MAKE IT A DONATE DAY. But it did, and was very nice. Actually emotional for me.…

A Look In The Mirror. Oh GAD ZOOKS!
Rant
Yesterday I had a classic rant about our community. It came off as finger pointing at the CCABC. Well, I am not so KAREN that I am not willing to look in the mirror. Oh, not me personally, I cant handle that. But as Woody Boater.
Woody…

RANT ALERT: Technical Help, It’s Needed For All.
Rant
I was on the phone yesterday with Bill Basler for about an hr, and we were reminiscing about when and why Woody Boater started and the way it worked WITH the CCABC. You may be surprised by our family connection.
Originally the Boat…

Opening Pandora’s Stuffing Box! A True Horror In The Bilge Story.
Art, Rant, Restorations
WARNING: If you are prone to blacking out looking at graphic images, you may want to sit today out. like a can of worms opened up and exploded in your face. DON'T GO INTO THE HOUSE!!!!!!! So...
Let's go back in time. About two days…

It’s October, It’s Friday, And It’s Sausage, And I Need Help..Center?
Classic Boats, Rant
The fall colors are starting to come out here in Virginia. Dang nabbit it happens fast. Summers seem to just fly by. Like green eyed horsefly by. I am still using my Last Car Free Day as the last gasp for 2021, but who knows. We may have…

Why Going Woody Boating This Weekend Is Important.
Rant
This year, marks 20 years of living under the cloud of terrorism. Tomorrow, the 11th is a day I personally will never forget, nor will any of you. How do we honor that day? This weekend? Do we go to church, be sad? Stay indoors. NO! That…

Is Gull Lake The New Lake Tahoe Event?
Rant
What a week of fantastic photos and copy. Steve, Dane and Texx did an amazing job, Too amazing frankly. I can now see how far I have slipped into the dirge of daily posts about the Railway, Mr B and other things with in my field of pandemic…

Are Horace and Dim Responsible For Boat Shows Being Canceled? RED FLAG!
Rant
If you are a regular comment reader, you know who Horice is. BTW, Horice could be a bunch of different people, using the Horace name to rant. BTW, this last one was very well written and made me laugh, so it may have been a different Horace.…

Tips To All Our New England Fellow Woody Boaters.
Rant
As someone that deals with hurricanes on a semi regular basis, my heart goes out to you all up there. Hopefully here all of us that experience this can help you feel better and a tad bit more prepared and weed through the news hype. Here…

A Sea Doo Pontoon Boat? Is It A Boat? Or A Variant?
Community/Web, Rant
No! No! No! This is what happens when you don't vaccinate your Jet Ski, and Pontoon boat. THIS! THIS! THIS! I hope you all are happy! All of you that own these and go out "un protected boating" this is what happens. WTH!!!! Now we have to…

This Weekend Get The Heck Outta Here, There, Anywhere!
Rant
This weekend's weather is supposed to be perfect for boating around here in the Mid Atlantic. So of course it must be that way across the planet... right? Right? Ya, I know, but here it's supposed to be low humidity and 80. So, you know…

Are We A Hobby? Or Sport? Again!
Rant
This is a little something that has noodled my noodle for years. I think I have even done stories on it. I am scratching my noodle about it. Regardless, of the past. We now have a printed proof that in fact it is a SPORT! The term hobby…

Kim Kardashian Puts Her Famous Butt Cheeks on A Woody.
Rant
Well? Ya, What more can I say? If you are offended I am sorry, that's in YOUR head. A huge thanks to Bob Kays for finding this image. Or did the image find Bob? That's all I have today. Do we really need more to launch the comment section? …

It’s One Of Those Days In Woodyboaterville.
Rant
I have written 3 stories today and they are all duds. Either bitter, boring, or one that has no link to forward you too. UGH. I have been up since 5AM producing crap, and you know how low the bar is here. LOW.. I do have a very cool story…

I Am Not Going Boating This Weekend.
Rant
It's the big weekend July 4th, and sadly even though I own 5 boats, and 8 docks, the idea of being out on the water with all the crazy's is not a good idea. Boating is a calming escape from the crazyness of humanity. And lately it's gotten…

Punch It Margaret!
Rant
First, Happy Memorial Day Weekend! The start of it all, and a humble reminder of the freedom we all are blessed with thanks to the brave souls that keep us free to enjoy weekends like this. Personal sacrifice for others is an amazing thing.…

Look’n For A Mrs B? For Some Mini B’s, B-letts? Lil B’s, Bsters.
Community/Web, Rant
Okay, before read on. Know that this is nuts, borderline crazy, insane, potentially offensive, and could be this years story of the year. So.. READ ON.. Mr B is look'n for some love! And well, before we.. you know.. Tutor him. I thought,…

Results From This Weeks Bitch Fest
Classic Boats, Community/Web, Rant
Well, that sure was an interesting and engaging week. And of course like anything on the internet, just alot of back and forth but no real conclusions. But I did detect some trends. For better or worse, you are kinda are a focus group, and…

Watching Plywood Age! Oh It’s A Thing. Squirrel? Where?
Art, Rant
I left Sweet Pea sitting at The Palm Gardens so if you need an extra restroom, she is all yours! No Boom Booms please. Oh and if you are confused by this please refer to yesterday's story. Anyway, I ran home to the railway to watch my plywood…

And The Winner Of The Contest Contest, Contest Of Best Excuse For Another Boat Is….
Classic Boats, Rant
"Honey, I was thinking we should have another baby." Chad Durren comes through with a all in strategy. And I mean all in. Chad throws caution into the wind and plays the more children card. WOW! I mean this is on next level ship! Its so…

Distractions In Woodyboaterville.
Art, Community/Web, Rant
I know to many of you, all you want from me is boats, boats and more boats. Me too! BTW, not #MeToo, me as well. But also life in Woodyboaterville does not just run on Varnish and Mahogany alone! WHAAAAAAAAAT? Ya, I am distracted by many…

What To Do If Reading WoodyBoater Pisses You Off?
Rant
It seems lately we have been pissing folks off. Okay, maybe not we, maybe me. I will add, that this sort of thing brings me great pleasure, and more importantly, clicks. From time to time, not all the time, you all LOVE some good drama.…

10 Signs You Are A True Woody Boater.
Classic Boats, Community/Web, Rant
Since I got into classic Woody Boats, I have noticed a shift in my attitude to the passion. I am far more relaxed and enjoy the enjoyment of it all. One could say, I am more in tune with the attitude of the folks that owned them first. They…

Maybe A Boat Ride Could Save Us All From Us All.
Rant
Well, this is all coming to a climatic moment tomorrow. Regardless of who wins, sadly we are all going to lose. Most of DC is boarded up expecting the worst, and most metropolitan areas are on guard. We are a country sadly divided. So, in…

A Shameless Plug For What I Am Most Proud About. Just One Click Is All I Ask.
Art, Boat Shows, Classic Boats, Community/Web, Rant, Woody Boaters
Sorry, today is being hijacked by my kids. I am so proud of them and what they are doing and surviving the pandemic with passion and hard work. You may have noticed the banner LOWTIMERS on the site. That's their company in New Orleans. Talk…

I Had A Dream.. Last Night.
Community/Web, Rant
Sorry for the late story, I over slept. Too much Chinese food last night. BUT, that Hunan Chicken gave me the gift of joy all night. I was at a boat show. YUP, it's been so long I literally had a dream that I was at a huge boat show. THE…

I Used To Like Labor Day Weekend.
Rant
One of the side effects of being in an endless summer like we are this year, is now weekend is special anymore. Its just all one more day mushed up in warm days, sunny days, cool days and so on. And now well, if you watch the news, or don't…

Prepping For Another 2020 Gift
Rant
Let's see, Pandemic, Murder Hornets, and now a Hurricane. Oh and Regis passed away... AHHHHHHHH! I have a screw loose for sure. NO REALLY, tons of them on old dock boards. The Generator has not been started in a year. The one good thing…

Why Am I So Pissed About The Tahoe Maritime Museum Closing?
Rant
By now the closing of the Tahoe Maritime Museum is old news. The boats are headed to auction on Bring A Trailer. I suppose thats a great place for the auction to be less filled with "the tricks of the auction trade" And out there for everyone…

Picking A Classic Boat For Your Family? Try This.
Art, Rant
A hug! Thats right, our woody boats have something many new boats don't have. A SOUL! Thats right. I aint nuts. Okay, I am nuts. Each boat even made on the same day by the same people are unique. They feel different, and behave differently.…

This Weekend, Let’s All Be American. Please.
Rant
This weekend is a very special day for us all here in the United States. We are a diverse group of free thinkers and united by our passions and love of one another. We are not a divided nation. We are better than that. Once you get past…

Don’t Be A Bunghole, Please Be Kind.
Rant
Over the past months as we have sat at home, lost work and been dealing with the world upside down, we have been going through a mental process. The same as the process of loss and grief. Here are the stages. ( It is important to note that…

Please Keep Classic Boating Politically Free?
Rant
Oh boy, this is gonna be a razors edge of a story. I hate the division in our country and also hate politics. Both sides. I get it, living in DC for 4 Generations. I see it as a business. I know government workers who work their asses off.…

Old News But Worthy Of Opinions. Evinrude Shuts Down!
Art, Rant
I will start with "my opinion". This is sad news for us romantics. Evinrude is one of those iconic brandnames. And I pray, one day is brought back to life. I owned an Etec 70hp 10 years ish ago and gotta say, it was and is an amazing engine.…

A Message Of Peaceful Unity.
RantI know for the past couple months you all have allowed me to go off on Covid stuff, and now with the protests, it can be a tad overwhelming the pain and misery we as a country are going through. But because the Classic Boat Community audience…

Is It Possible To Take The Entire Country Out On A Boat Ride?
Rant
It's okay, this isn't a political story. It's about the stress relief a boat ride can accomplish. What is going on around the country is horrible, yet in a strange way sadly predicable. Never mind the subject of it all please. When the pandemic…

Jimmy Is Here And Wants To Know If You Can Come Out And Play?
Art, Classic Boats, Rant
It's like I am 10 again. Jimmy is here and wants to know if you can come out and play. HELL TO THE YES! I was up on a scaffolding painting and heard the rumble of fun out on the water. JIMMY! I leaped down, grabbed my camera and away we…

How Breaking Down Renewed My Lust For Classic Boats
Rant
Well. What a difference the weather makes. here in Virginia it was 70 and amazing. So I decided to take Stinky to get her first fill up of the season. She runs so well.. Just zips along at 30 no problem. Sounds great.
I stopped at…