Yesterday I did it. I plopped Stinky in the drinky. It was 70. And even though it was around 3ish, I had to work all morning on calls and work related stuff. I got the her in the water and she ran like a dream. Her new carb is the fix. No…

Here we sit AGAIN in what has become a predictable mental trap right before Lake Dora.. again. Should I go? What if someone sneezes on me? Is it really any different then a Hurricane? The answer is no. It's all one sort of a storm that could…

In yesterdays story, I kinda touched on some topics of sales and how is the business of Classic Boating going.Of course it hit a nerve, not a painful nerve but an insightful nerve. maybe more like a pinched nerve? Paul Harrison left a very…

This weeks incredibly tragic news has effected many of us in many ways. The senselessness of it all, and the thought of how quickly and randomly it can all change. Even if you do everything right in life. There is always some crap head out…

This past two weeks I have tried to slow down. I have only taken time off work for two weeks a couple times in my life. It seems like there is always something to do. And needs to get done, or I gotta get to that soon. The weather here in…

While at Lake Dora, I noticed that a huge amount of the folks there were younger people. Shockingly lots of them. It hit me like a ton of bricks that the passion already has younger people. In fact, many passions do. But they just don't…

I am writing this for you to send to someone that you may know that is "Wake Challenged". You can share it on Facebook, there are a lot of Douche's their. Okay if you are a Facebook  Douche now reading this now. Turn around from time to…

Sure we all know about people with "Motion Sickness" or being Sea Sick. Okay, we are inventing a new term, or terms. Emotion Sickness, Or See Sick!  See clever spelling errors can sometimes be the catalyst for inspiration. Here are the…

Just when the Blue waters are calm again, dumb WoodyBoater brings up the "topic" Judging. Now, let's set the record straight here. I really do not give a crap. But you our readers do. Phone calls, emails, and all sorts of ranting. So do…

if you are here just now and wondering what in the hell is Sausage Day? It's an ongoing feature, where we take all the lips and snouts of incomplete stories and place them all together and make... well, sausage.That and that time Troy posted…

I know to many the idea of owning a new boat seems like a fools folly, and owning a classic boat is for the deeply insane. Why? Why would anyone subject themselves to all the upkeep and care to own and run a classic boat? Well, I suppose…

In a recent study, yes this is a real thing.. Internet real, the report was created by Paris-based Havas, and examined the future of artificial intelligence, and people's attitudes to the future of technology. The findings were based on…

All right now, it's been 4 days and no dang Bootes. This place is crawling with amazing lakes. I mean drop dead stunning stuff here in Munich, and Austria near Salzburg. And nuth'n. Okay, there is a boat shaped like a Swan, and an an electric…

For the record, Okay lots of for the records today. One, we are the last people on earth to correct mistakes or point them out. We have made an art form out of spelling words and butchered names. And from time to time have been known to…

Funny thing about me, I will spend all my time restoring a boat, car, home, and give away all my time to others, yet never really focus on myself. In fact writing this story is strange, and you may find it surprising, but not a fan of putting…

The topic of price/value on cruisers is always a hard conversation to have with folks. It helps when the person/owner is just worn out and just wants to get away. Like Willy Nelson says."Why is divorce so expensive? Cause its worth it" But…