It’s Boatress Day!

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The Boatress has been there for me for over 30 years, despite the fact that today is her 35th Birthday. I really don't understand the math of it all, and to be honest do not recall getting married to a 5 year old. Even though I am still…
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Woody Boater Store Is Open, New Stuff In Stock.

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This years 2014 summer look, is now available to the throngs of fashionistas. Thats right, now you can wear, were, where the latest in Woody wear, And to a few, left over Florida Varnishers Shirts. Two days of rain put a bit of a damper on…
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Arrive To Lake Dora Naked! We’ve Got You Covered!

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Drum roll please... This years two new designs are in and ready for shipping to..FLORIDA. That's right like every year, you can only buy these in Florida while at the show. We will have one of the designs only in this color for the show. We…
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Woody Diva Is Trying to Get Us Drunk Again!

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Well, as you all sit out there lamenting the skyrocketing prices of gas, more cold weather, the worst day of the year so far on the Dow, and god forbid a Woody Resto “project”….Fret Thee NOT! I say it’s time to RAMP IT UP! As Alfred…
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Ladies And Gentlemen, A Toast To Woody Diva!

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As we wind up the boating season, it's time here at Woody Boater to start looking ahead to a new year and the evolution of what Woody Boater can be. Over the summer we got to know a true Woody Boater out in LA on Lake Arrowhead. Woody Diva…
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Woodys For Boobies Completes Walk In High Style!

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This past weekend while I was playing in Algonac, the Woody Boatress was doing her thing in the Denver area. Suzy, Angie, and Hollie all had an amazing time doing a good thing for good people surrounded by good people! Things got…
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Woodys For Boobies 2012 Gets Under Way.

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The Woody Boatress has officially announced the beginning of the 2012 Woody Boater Woodys For Boobies Avon Walk For Breast Cancer! This year to be done in June in the beautiful Rocky Mountains! That's right, near the Woody Boater Bolder…
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Exclusive Never Seen Before Classic Boat Images

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Sorry for the delay this morning, but I was in negation regarding the following images that are so un heard of. You won't believe your eyes.. It all started with a simple drive to the river house to tuck away the official Go To Woody Boat.…
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Team Woodys For Boobies Completes Two Day Avon Walk!!!

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They have done it. Blisters sore legs.. And feeling fantastic. Your team has all finished the two day walk... Raising close to $19,000 .... what a weekend.. Congrats...
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Woody Gal Makes Headlines!

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Fellow Woody Boater, Woody Gal has hit the big times.. OK, the big times for us here in the classic boat community. Woody Gal is featured in the latest jaw dropper issue of the Brass Bell. Bill Basler keeps upping the standards of publication…
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Miss Sparta On Lake Mohawk on Miss Mohawk..

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Say howdy to Miss Sparta Aderienne Marcino who blessed us all with a appearance. Posing on multiple show winner miss Mohawk with the magnificent backdrop of Lake Mohawk..
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Happy Mothers Day!

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Make her happy. take her on a boat ride!
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New Zealand Takes A Hit, The Middle East Is In Turmoil..Again…Wisconsin and Ohio In Protest Hell, It’s Woody Boat Babe Time!

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All around Woody Boaterville bad news is at the top of the list. A deadly earth quake in New Zealand...Phil is OK by the way. The Middle East revolutions have oil spiking.. of course.. And a labor battle in the mid west is underway. Don't…
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