Antique Boat Museum Opens May 3rd! Winter Ain’t Coming Anymore!

Since the Night King has no job, we put him to work. He is actually a rather nice guy once he warms up!

Have you been in a varnish deprived depression all winter? Well, WINTER IS DEAD. Sorry, spoiler alert. If you are scratching your head, it’s okay then.  Just laugh along. You are not aware of how the show ended this week, you are pissed, Sorry you should have watched Game Of Thrones by now, and if you are laughing at blending Game Of Thrones together with The Antique Boat Museum. Well. you try and have fun writing this every day for years.

Come on! Whatcha waiting for? WINTER?

Anyway, back to the real world. Our fantasy land, our favorite museum. THE Antique Boat Museum will be open this weekend. The crew there has been working all winter for you and to make this year the coolest ever. Okay, maybe the warmest. So make plans to head North. It’s Okay, The Night King is gone Woody Boating!!!!!. Dragons Rule!

Nothing like a warm boat ride to change your perspective on the world!


8 replies
  1. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    OH you are really milking this “Tarp Find” Cobra for ALLLLLLL it is worth!!!!!!

    OK I may have to start watching this show now that it is over.

    (images may be subject to copyrights)

  2. Floyd r turbo
    Floyd r turbo says:

    What is Game of Thrones?? a reality show of guys waiting for an open stall at a rest area Men’s Room?

  3. Bilge Rat
    Bilge Rat says:

    Looks like the Game of Thrones reference is lost on the Woodyboater crowd. Except for the images posted in the responses trying to equate it to things that are readily understood.

    I didn’t follow Game of Thrones either.

  4. briant
    briant says:

    Game o’ what?

    I need Tom Peterson to wake me up when crap like that comes on….

    (Tom Peterson was a Portland, Oregon retail outlet that sold tvs, stereos, kitchen appliances etc and his commercials ran late at night, so his schtick was to bang on the tv screen and yell, “wake up, wake up!” and then tell you his deals. An icon!

    Anyways, I think Troy should be in charge of network tv programming. His shows would catch and keep my attention.

  5. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    I was just outside for lunch, and while I can confirm Winter appears to be over in NY, it seems November may have arrived a bit early.

    Also, Lake Ontario is already hot mess and getting worse by the day, so hurry up and see the ABM before it is under water!

  6. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    I am with Floyd and the others…what is that ?

    Went boating today!

    John in Va.

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