Are You Ready For The Biggest Day Of The Year?

This is my custom card from last year. Below i will take you through the process. Its eeezy peezy

It aint Christmas or your birthday, NOPE! It’s not July 4th or any other official holiday, but yet, this one day could effect the rest of your year and your passion for Woody Boats. Dear god man, it’s Valentines Day on Thursday! The big chess play day of the year. What and how you prepare for Valentines Day, can set the tone for your real true love. And no, I am not going to spell it out. OTHERS ARE READING! Just say’n….. Now, this is the 5th year ..I think, Maybe 4th year we have done the official Woody boater lend you a hand valentines Day Card story. We do it before the big day so you have some time to prepare. PREPERATION IS EVERYTHING!

Here is the original card I used for the card for last year. All I did was strip in our pitures, printed the sucker. And bam! 3 months later I got a cool vintage whaler! Its like magic!

Anyone can go buy a lame card. trust me, a home made anything works magic. So we hunt all year long for specail classic boat cards.. OK, not all year… OK maybe I just looked on ebay and other places yesterday. But my hearts in the right place, and we do have goodies from previous years. And a track record.. As Mike Mayer of Lake Oswego Boat Co said. “It worked like magic, I can come home spelling like varnish and she is happy to see me.” Alex Watson says, “I tried it and I got an exhaust pipe for Christmas that same year, Wow, thanks Woody Boater”  Dennis Ryan of Antique Boat Center says.” It must work, we sell more boats after Valentines Day then before” Herb Hall from Sierra Boat Company swears by these home made cards. ” We see an increase of bottom jobs come in, after valentines day” Seth Katz of Katz’s Marina, “We guarantee it will work..” Carla from Hagerty Marine says, ” Don’t think of it as a card, but more like insurance for that rainy day, that you need a new top and wasn’t able to get a cover because you gave your spouse a lame store bought card”  And finally Jen from St Lawrence Restoration says. “You want to buy Flying Cloud? Make a card. It’s your only chance!” So see, these cards are proven winners, done right, you will be handing over a couple hours worth of work like you did in grade school, and thus opening up the freedom that comes from spousal support. Note, do not try making your own card with any other image that contains anything like a camper, or hunting rifle. It will have no effect on your boating and you will “appear” selfish. the boat thing is perfect. Trust us, We have years of experience t prove it. Did you all see Alex Watsons dock this week, ya think those boats just show up.. That’s an endless game of chess going on in that house. Here are some cards for you to us. Just click and print. You do the rest.

Here is a great one for the dog lover in your life. I cleaned up the hull so you can write in your or own name of the boat. Like SS, Puppy Love, Or I am heat for you! Something like that.. KINDA!

Do you also want a cool wake board, or water skies? Here ya go, a gift from Woody boater! You can thank us later.

Here is a simple fun one. Easy strip in of a face, or not.

The next two are proven winners form last year!You can use them this year . NOTE! Not if you used them last year! Enough said!

From last year. WARNING! Make sure you are not re using! DANGER DANGER. This is a sure winner, just paste in your pictures.

Same set up. Great place for your own pictures. This is also from last year and our most downloaded, so make sure you did not already use it. Use at your own parel. Parel, parrel?

Good luck, and may god be with you!