Barbie And Ken Are Selling Their Boat. Is This The End Of A Beautiful Relationship?
Don’t give up the ship Ken!
I saw this Dream Boat listed on Ebay, and for some reason thought of an entire story line around it. I mean, why would they sell? In fact, it appears they have separated and decided to be listed separately? Wow, nothing is as it seems these days.
Post war, mid 70’s! Love the chain link.. Its a metaphor of a trapped marriage
Maybe Ken cheated on Barbie with a new younger Barbie? Maybe there was some sort of scandal? Did Ken get too personal with Betsy-Wetsy? HEY! There goes what’s left of your childhood!
Maybe Barbie is sick of Kens crap? All he does is sit around and does nothing. She has evolved into a modern woman, and Ken just aint intellectually challenging anymore. Is there a new smarter Ken in her life? Professor Kennith?
Thats the ship!
Maybe the boat came between them. The cost of closet storage may have put the end of it all. The sad obsolete Chris Craft just couldn’t keep up with new RC boats. Just sitting on the shelf was not kind to the once Dream Boat.
Little Sisters of the Wicker Sisters
Maybe Ken will be able to stay with the boat, have a hang out, never clean it up and live on TV dinners and microwave popcorn and die an early tragic death because he had one too many and fell off the shelf. Leaving Barbie sad and remembering the good times when they each loved one another and their dream boat.
Her legs look a little rough.
YOU CAN STOP THIS HORRIBLE TRAGEDY FROM HAPPENING BY BUYING THEM ALL AND KEEPING THE FAMILY TOGETHER.
All set for a fight, or flap jacks and …BACON!
You may want to store the boat in the garage for a while. So they can work out there issues. After all the frying pan is still there. And that could be used as a weapon? Wow.. This got dark… FAST! PLEASE SAVE THEM HERE ON EBAY
Has Barbie been drinkin’ again? Looks like a bottle of gin in the header shot. And now she’s taken up smoking too. I think that old boat had taken a toll on old Barbie.
Maybe Barbie started fooling around with Chumlee after yesterday’s story. Betsy Wetsy? Where do you find this stuff!
She’s drinking Thunderbird! HA! Good catch
Its gonna be a long winter I fear.
Now thats hysterical. Kinda like craft beer now..alot of them have grapefruit in them..now thats wrong..lol
Is it January already? 🙂
From what I have seen I think Barbie is into a faster pace of life.
She has died her hair, switched teams, and come out of the closet.
The National Inquirer quoted: “I never felt like I was being true to herself when I was with Ken.”
Wow, this got even sadder. Barbie got a Speedo Boat!
it’s going to be a verrrry long winter.
Barbie has a lot of nice things for a girl whose knees don’t bend, just sayin’.
how many days to Tavares?
John in Va.
Barbie just learned what Ken has spent on the boat! Lucky he’s still alive….
Actually, that isn’t even Barbie – she put the boat up for sale along with the new girl… Barbie has moved on. 😉
Oh Man! That is really bad!
Barbie heard the word is… Thunderbird. And not the car.
50 twice!
Looks like Barbie and Ken’s failing relationship is simply due to them realizing that their CC cruiser won’t even fetch $2500 on Ebay.
And just to get today even stranger.. YUP! Thought this string of comments had ended?
Can I get those 10 minutes of my life back please? What a freak show. How many woody’s could one buy with all the surgeries he’s (?) paid for?
FOR THE RECORD, today we officially jumped the shark! YUP. We will be back tomorrow with less Reality based programing. Stay tuned. No one will be hurt, or naked. Unless Troy joins in
As long as they got hurt or naked on a non-Chris-Craft wooden runabout I think the peanut gallery would approve.