Bob Kays Looses Brain Cells For All Of Us.

From Bob – On Joe Millionaire on Fox last night. I DO NOT WATCH THIS! “A friend” told me it was coming and I risked permanent eye damage and lost brain cells watching this in case you needed content.

We should all stand up and slow clap whats left of Bob Kays brain. Sadly Bob is now selling Calendars from 2042 after the Martians landed and ate all of our children. Hey, Thats a quote from Bob, not me. The good news is the boats still look cool, and despite all the death rays from the invasion from Planet X in 2034 they look great. At least on Lake Hopatcong. Is anyone reading this anymore? Is it really that horrible outside?

We need less young people.

If some Beaver jokes didnt scare you away, maybe this will. I SO NEED A BOAT RIDE AND CHICKEN ON A STICK.

13 replies
  1. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    This is one of those days where I have no idea what Matt is talking about. I know Bob and I get the calendar references, but after that, I am lost. Joe? Aliens? The future? I think it is way too early for that much drinking at my age.

  2. BT
    BT says:

    Here’s a photo taken on Tuesday from space of your east coast snowstorm. Matt had great pictures from land, this one from above is pretty cool too..

    • RiverRat
      RiverRat says:

      I can’t see what matters with white out conditions along the shoreline of southwest Michigan. One foot and counting.

  3. JenB
    JenB says:

    I’m the friend! 😀 I like to have mindless TV shows on while cleaning the house at night. What’s more mindless than supposed educated women all dating the same two guys hoping one of them is a millionaire and they pick one of the women as a wife? Joe Millionaire is a step down from The Bachelor franchise. I do believe I pointed out that there was a Chris Craft on an episode of the Bachelor too.

  4. Randy
    Randy says:

    Boy, now I see some of the challenges people had to confront in breaking secret codes during WWII. Honestly, I don’t know where to start with this today ……….

    One thing I do know is that the Roamer will be resurrected — bids are ‘pouring’ in!

  5. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    I am about as confused as m-fine!

    Thanks rjtipple for the clarification on 2042. I had no idea!

    Since it is snowing here and I am still dreaming about “Going Down South” to Dora I guess I will just keep up my reading.

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