Well if that headline doesn’t get you to read on, I am not sure what would. And why would I go on a rant about a dumb brochure? I mean it’s got babes, and all sorts of vintage coolness. But, here is my issue. It’s all one big rip off. Like if I was Chris Craft, Aristo Craft, hell any boat co, I would be law suiting them. For Gods sake, Custom-Craft literally took all the designs out there and BAM, you can make your own version. Hell, they even ripped of the brochure design, and logo. Even the use of Babes. There is not ONE original thought here. This is the vintage version of those turd lickers that rip off porcelain signs. And yes, Turd Licker is a word. And I used with great glee. BTW, according to the internet. Other names for Turd Licker are. Kevin, Melina, Mackey, Flat Cracker, and Stink Pickle. Which I think wonders into the Poop slang category. It really doesnt matter, because it all describes how I feel about these… Well, I am a gentleman, and need to rise above all this.
I am going boating and try and wash the stink off!