Custom-Craft Brochure On Ebay, But Belongs In A Certain Part Of Hell


Well if that headline doesn’t get you to read on, I am not sure what would. And why would I go on a rant about a dumb brochure? I mean it’s got babes, and all sorts of vintage coolness. But, here is my issue. It’s all one big rip off. Like if I was Chris Craft, Aristo Craft, hell any boat co, I would be law suiting them.  For Gods sake, Custom-Craft literally took all the designs out there and BAM, you can make your own version. Hell, they even ripped of the brochure design, and logo. Even the use of Babes. There is not ONE original thought here. This is the vintage version of those turd lickers that rip off porcelain signs. And yes, Turd Licker is a word. And I used with great glee. BTW, according to the internet. Other names for Turd Licker are. Kevin, Melina, Mackey, Flat Cracker, and Stink Pickle. Which I think wonders into the Poop slang category. It really doesnt matter, because it all describes how I feel about these… Well, I am a gentleman, and need to rise above all this.

And if you want the brochure, You can buy this used roll of toilet paper here on EBAY! 

I am going boating and try and wash the stink off!

11 replies
  1. Dan Overbeek in MI
    Dan Overbeek in MI says:

    Sometimes you just can’t “unsee” something, no matter how hard you try. It is a shameless ripoff. Have fun washing the stink off!

  2. Floyd r turbo
    Floyd r turbo says:

    I didn’t quite follow what you were grousing about until scrolling through. Looks like a total Chris Craft Kit Boat ripoff. I happen to have an original 20 page catalog. But thought I had that folding brochure which is different than the 20 page catalog and thought it looked just like Custom Crap. But I think other Chris Craft ads have seeped into my conscience which they obviously have ripped off. Never heard of this company, must boating’s version of one hit wonder or in this case no hit wonder.

  3. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    For some reason, in my mind, I’ve just got the image of Bill Murray grabbing something out of a swimming pool and chomping down on it… 😉

    • Dan Overbeek in MI
      Dan Overbeek in MI says:

      Wow…I had to stop and think. Caddy Shack was about 40 years ago. My how time flies!

    • Floydrturbo
      Floydrturbo says:

      mmm…chlorine infused Baby Ruth’s. Classic movie with many memorable lines. “Hey, you scratched my anchor.”

  4. Ken from KSMACK BOAT & OAR
    Ken from KSMACK BOAT & OAR says:

    seems awful stupid to be bitching about a stupid brochure that’s been sold for many years on such a lovely day outside ! either most of u r stuck in the basement and can’t get out or have NOTHING better to do but cluttiy clut like a banty rooster.

  5. Eric Z
    Eric Z says:

    Well, in my little world the 2 have learned to live side by side … and a plug for the Chesapeake Bay ACBS Boat Festival, next weekend

  6. Mike K
    Mike K says:

    Hopefully you will get in the mail soon for your fire pit

    That’s what I was going to do

    Where’s mr b

    Thanks woodyboater

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