Do You Work On Your Johnson With Gloves On?

Okay, back to 6th grade humor. The best kind by the way, and nothing, and I mean nothing in the Classic Boat hobby is more tempting to make jokes about than the endless universe of Johnson jokes. But ya gotta admit, you never saw this one coming….. Gloves! Special Johnson gloves.

Now, I am trying to figure out why you would need such a thick glove. Not to work on them, but maybe to lift them? See how I am avoiding the Johnson trap jokes. Ya, So here you have it. Gloves For when you handle your ….. Gad zooks. One day I will be an adult. Hopefully when they bury me.

15 replies
  1. Syd
    Syd says:

    I usually use them to protect my hands from getting hurt or dirty but those I would display with my outboard item. I think that being you do not know what they are used for that you should send them to me
    Have a great weekend everyone

  2. briant
    briant says:

    Makes good sense, i mean you gotta wear gloves to protect your Johnson from any ickies out there. And like her oven, your wife does not want to look at a Johnson with dirt and oil smudges all over it, so gloves will keep your Johnson nice and shiny. Yep, those gloves will keep your Johnson clean and scratch free for years to come.

  3. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)
    Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P) says:

    What a great way to start the weekend. Nothing like 6th grade humor. Loved the clip from Animal House. and the Johnson adds Jim and Troy ! In reality those gloves were probably used at the factory on the assembly line or in shipping and receiving. I can’t top any of todays jokes, pictures, or videos. Im just going out to the garage, and play with my old Johnson, without gloves.

  4. timekeeper
    timekeeper says:

    Matt, the photos, especially videos on the new web site are too large for a 15 inch lap top screen, Does anyone else have that problem?

    • Steve Anderson from Michigan
      Steve Anderson from Michigan says:

      If you have a windows PC, holding the control key and tapping the “-” will shrink the image. CTRL + makes it bigger… 🙂

  5. Matt
    Matt says:

    Are you actually saying my Johnson is too big for your screen? If on an apple click command – and the screen will reduce. The site is a responsive design and should be able to make the johnson images smaller …. Oh boy!


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