I, Uh, Well, I Think, Mmmmmm, What, It Could Be? Maybe The?

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Its a This?

Today, for the first time in 8 years of doing this, We don’t have words to describe this, this, this, this, this. We ugh, well it could be, maybe the owner was trying to? Well, maybe? Then again, he could have?

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And this?

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And this

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And this.

For those of you that just need to know more, You can click on the link below. It wont help you understand anything, But such is the joy of ebay!
SEE WHAT THIS IS HERE ON EBAY

19 replies
  1. Pete DeVito
    Pete DeVito says:

    I believe this is a river patrol boat
    It has all the makings
    Gazing balls when you get bored
    Load speaker just in case you can’t catch them
    And — big clock so they know when donut time is

  2. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    Wait this makes it alllllll worth it. This would be a serious contender for best boat in the HTYC! It must be included.

  3. Troy in ANE
    Troy in ANE says:

    I think they spelled the name wrong.

    I think it is supposed to be “Two Salty Nuts”.
    (Don’t worry I won’t post a picture for this comment.)

  4. Jack Schneiberg
    Jack Schneiberg says:

    We have here a serious horn fixation. Along with several other behavior uunnhh….whatevers. What is more, the guy has the temerity to put up a picture of the boat registration with his name and address showing. Maybe we should gather a posse and go find the what ever it is with a torch.

  5. Nautilus
    Nautilus says:

    It’s a great candidate for an ACBS event fundraiser: “$1.00 per sledgehammer swing.”

  6. Sunday Funday
    Sunday Funday says:

    Could be an ok project if it’s constructed right? I mean how many resto projects are as easy as just stripping all the crap off?
    Maybe I’m a glass half full guy this morning and maybe the glass was full of a stiff Bloody Mary.

  7. Fred B
    Fred B says:

    I got it all figured out. It’s an outdoor nautical themed bar for the backyard that resembles a boat. Mystery solved.

  8. Tuobanur
    Tuobanur says:

    I know this is out there,,,, but if any of you are interested it’s just across town from me.

  9. Clay
    Clay says:

    I’m with Sunday Funday but Nautilus has a great idea. I’m pretty sure but in the 70’s they used to call these things water bongs.

  10. Miles
    Miles says:

    Oh, one could have so much fun with that. Entering it into boat shows with stories about who, where, when and why they were made. I would have a field day with it! Sorry, make that a water day.

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