It’s Woody Boater Classic Boat T-Shirt Time!
Speedboat Outlaws
For those of you familiar with Woody Boater T shirts, this is that time of year, were we design and vote on next years fashion statement. For those of you new to this process, We make two of the designs and discontinue last years. So Fast lane and Brotherhood will be gone when they are gone. Sons of varnish stuff will maybe stay up there but in a different color. We will have as usual a huge inventory in Dora for sale. I will add though, each year we almost double the inventory for Dora, and it sells out by early Saturday. Some of this stuff, we only do for Dora.. All part of the fun. So vote away.. And vote often.. South American often…
Option 1 Woodys Speedboats
Woody Boater Gal
She likey the varnish
Varnish on! Peace out
Varnishers sanding club
Woodys Marina
There ya have it. We will produce two of these. The colors are not dead set, but ya get the idea!
I vote we let Troy select the models to show off the T shirts this year.
Oh and 1 vote for Mmmm Varnish.
Are you coming to Tavares this year MFine?
I need to check the dates again, but I think I am supposed to be in Charelston.
I vote for “Woody’s Speedboats” and “mmmm, Varnish.” And I guess it’s time to order another of the classics.
Speed Boat Outlaw and Varnish On!!
I agree with Don.
Dangity Dang Dang Dang
I like them all!
#1 Varnishers Sanding club!
#2 I like Woody’s Marina because it also includes “mmm Varnish”
But I also love Varnish On.
Found a model! I think Woody Gal will like her “T”.
I always like my Woody Boater T’s!
I ment the one our model is wearing now.
Matt, I’m surprised you don’t have her saying “mmm I love my woody in the morning”. Isn’t that the time everyone reads woodyboater?
I vote for Varnishers sanding club and Speedboat outlaws. Probably because I’m a slob and white shirts are disposable to me. Actually one with a pocket get’s first choice.
I agree Jim’s a slob. Good idea with the pocket and the T-shirt choices.
At Lake Dora I would like the choice between “Varnish On” and “Varnishers Sanding Club”. I may buy both !
Woody’s speedboat and Woody’s marina gets my vote. Oh wait, I’m not a US citizen, can I still vote?
Have you ever visited Chicago? If so, that is good enough.
Then I’m good. 🙂
This “Speedboat Outlaws” and Varnish On
Wish we could get former Miss Chris-Craft to model a shirt or two for us!
Wait, we can vote for “Speedboat Outlaws”?
I like that one alot, but since it didn’t have number I assumed it was from a former year.
I vote for Varnish on
and Sanding Club, but PLEASE make them also available in a lite color for us who can not wear black in the SUN.
ALSO make some 3xxx available!
I vote for
#1 Woody’s Speed boats
#2 Mmm Varnish
Definitely need a couple new shirts.
ATTN!!!!!!!
Matt Smith, I just sent you a email so please read it
Yes you can, please, we love that line, we may do the wings with Varnish sanding club with the Outlaws as well..
Woody’s Speedboats, and Woody’s Marina please!
Speedboat outlaws and varnish on
Speedboat Outlaws
Mmmmm Varnish!
Mmmmmm, clean T-shirts!!
Speedboat outlaw shirt is cool as long as it stays on a black tee. I like the Varnish On tee also. The shirts with the Woody Gal on them on the other hand, I know it’s artistic interpretation, she doesn’t have a nose. Kinda creeps me out.
She will have a nose.. These are rough layouts.. Once we choose a direction, I go to work adding the cool factor..
“Varnish On!” is my favorite. It has a little bit of defiance to it.
Tho is could be “Varnish On! (and on and on and on…)”
Prefer you steer clear of anything with the word “Club” in it. There’s enough perceived clubbishness in this hobby. Also, reminds be too much of Abercrombie and Gap and many others, with their fake, nonexistent clubs. Ditto goes for anything with Est. (or Established) in it. So cliche.
Woody’s Marina seems a tad forced. And is there such a place? Have you checked? Maybe it’s in a location we’re not proud to be associated with, such as North Korea?
Here’s a suggestion. How about a simple “Varnish Love.” Not sure what images that calls to mind. I was thinking something along the lines of Woodystock. So many ways you could go with it graphically. And it does contain a word we associate with our boats. The L word. (I’d skip the Peace sign though.)
Another suggestion:
“Wood and Chrome and Gas and Oil
Is all my brain and body needs.”
Too extreme?
Lastly, where’s my “I’d rather be in Hessel” one?
Cheese whiz Alex, just vote already
I like ’em all. Although, the lady character needs a nose, nostrils, or an some implied method of breathing.
Varnish On for sure!
Woody’s Marina is also great!
Speedboat Outlaws!
#1 is Varnish Outlaws!!!! Oh, wait — I don’t see that one this year. Are you saving the best for ’15????
Well, then I guess it would be Varnish On & Mmm Varnish.
Mmm Varnish & Varnish on! Both are Bitchin!
Speedboat Outlaws and Varnish On!
I think the WB skull and wings could stand alone on a T-shirt. No copy needed.
Skull w/ wings t-shirt, very cool.
Like it!
Bingo.
Me too!
Yep me too!
ee ee ooh ooh
Well done Chad!
Maybe add “Woodyboater” on the sleeve?
How about “Outlaw Speedboats”, I’ll take one in double extra fat.
How about a ‘WoodyBoatress” theme for the ladies who support our madness?
woody boater gal!
My vote is for Varnish On!
45 comments and counting…
Tomorrow’s story: “Are WoodyBoaters Metrosexual?”
Dang Alex! It’s Happy Hour and I just spewed my Mojito! Decided it was time to get in shape for The Copacabana.
I like varnush on but on a mahogany or cedar color shirt rather than black…
Speedboat Outlaws and skull and wings remind me of the Harley crowd and I’m not a biker.
I like Don’s idea…Let’s round up Miss C.C. as a model
My votes are for Speedboat Outlaws and Varnish On!
Also like the Woody’s Marina.
Since its got most of my last name in it I like the “Woody’s Speedboats”, but make it black or brown shirt with orange lettering. “Woody’s Runabouts” would be cool too.
Speedboat Outlaws with WB skull and wings.
Well, after many reviews of both story and comments, I have decided to vote in favor of Woody’s Speedboat and Varnish On.
Although, it might be interesting to see what image Matt might propose to go well with Alex’s question; “Are Woody Boaters Metrosexual” in the morning.
Woody Boater Gal!
Varnish On on Black and mmm Varnish on White – nice mix.
Since it’s my boat on the Header do I get an extra vote? Speedboat Outlaws with the WB skull and wings on the front. Thanks for using LMML.
No – Thank You John!
I am a charter member of the Sanding Club and I have no fingerprints or tips to prove the point. Can’t wear the black shirt, way too hot and shows everything….. The old fashion critic has spoken..
LIFE IS SHORT, BOATS ARE COOL!
I like MMM Varnish and Woody boater outlaws.
How about “Speedboat Diary’s”
I can share my tales from the Islander on the back of the shirt
On the front pocket:
WoodyBoater script
On the back (with image below):
“…High maintenance? …MMMNNHHH- YEAH, Daddy…but SO worth it!! “
Dang!
That could be my mother in her younger years.
That’s just WRONG!
She is now a GGMILF?
Definitely the first Speedboat Outlaws. No skulls or wings or other scary things!
With my name I vote for
1. Woody’s Speedboats
2. Woody’s Speedboats
3. Varnisher’s On
i like woody’s speedboats and varnishers sanding club. both in white and both with a pocket.
hey , are you going to the Tavares Winter Thunder in two weeks?….it’s sort of a “woody’s ” deal. after all, most race boats are made of wood! john
The name says it all. Varnish On is also cool