It’s That 2017 Classic Boat Calendar Time Of Year! How Do We Know?

classic-boat-clandar2017How do we know its Calendar time? Cause we have a Calendar and also Bob “Have I Got A Calendar For You” Kays. Yes siree. Right here on Woody Boater we gots the goods. OK, they are on ebay since that easier. But you could gots one too. With a simple CLICK BELOW. Just think, at the start of each month you get to turn another page and see the magic of Mahogany Goodness. AND, this even gets better. Act now, and we will trow in the days of the week, All 365 of them! Thats right, For $50 you get 12 amazing photos, 12 months, and 365 days, all in one piece of art you can change every month. Its like you get 12 works of art! All for just $50.


Wow, Photos AAAAND Dates!

BUT WAIT! Because you are special and enjoy classic Boats so much, Bob, has authorized a special price of just $13.00.. Yes you are reading this right. That’s a $37 savings! Amazing! How does he do it! But you better act fast, cause it will soon be 2017 and you will not know it, unless you have this amazing Calendar of course!


We will throw in the back cover for free!

Oh hell ya! I can still market stuff! I think next, Bob and us are going to sell some knives and a Butt Shrinker…. Oh, ya, The “Stinker Shrinker” For just $19 bucks the “Stinker Shrinker” will trim all those Cheetos off while you sit reading Woody Boater! OK, if you have forgotten what this story was about, which I have.. Hey its Saturday. The story was about A classic boat Calendar YOU CAN BUY THE CALENDAR HERE

12 replies
  1. Rick
    Rick says:

    That’s all fine and good but is it easy to use? Clear instructors? What if I get a paper cut? Will it work for lefties? A lot of unknowns here Matt. Maybe I’ll ask one of the kids to show me how to use it.

    • Rick
      Rick says:

      Furthermore….besides they pictures he also gives us 365 days, that’s a lot of extra clutter. Is it indexed so I can find a specific date? Will I always find Wednesday in the middle of the week or do I have to hunt around. What it I open it and I find a blue screen? Is there a reset button on the back or do I have to call India and wait 2 hours for tech support? Oh look my morning medications have arrived. Bye.

      • Bob Kays
        Bob Kays says:

        Rick, for today only, as a special deal, if you wake up one day unsure how the calendar works or what day it is ,write me a letter about it and I would be happy to write back with the info you need. For FREE I will tell you what day it is in my return letter. Such a deal….

  2. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    I get that there is inflation, but I hate when big business shrinks the product hoping you won’t notice. Who doesn’t feel cheated when they buy a half gallon of ice cream and then find out it is only 63.5 ounces? Well, last year the Bob calendar came with 12 pictures, 12 months, and 366 days! Did you really think we wouldn’t notice you cutting a day on us? Shame on you!

  3. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    So, I should have stocked up on 4 last year so I would have had enough to last until the next bonus sale?

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