Michael Kors Wonderlust Could Keep You Woody Boating.


Love the boat!

It’s perfume commercial time! And this years new Micheal Kors one is the big winner for us of course, and we are not the perfume kinda folks here. Unless your Boatress loves the smell of old fuel and varnish. BUT, and here is the plug for Micheal Kors Wonderlust… You could give your gal that! And you would know that when she wears it, she is thinking of you. And romantic boat rides, in exotic places. micheal-kors-comercial5

And this is why this commercial is so important to us slobs. It sees your boat “issue” as possibly a romantic thing. And that’s a good thing. Because right now you smell like old gas, and varnish, and that’s what she associates with boats. This, and the perfume, paint a beautiful paintbrush of romance over all of your machine addictions. THUS, allowing you to look for more boats.


Buy some. NOW

Here is how it works. Show her the ad. Then get her the perfume, and when you are on ebay, and find another boat, just spray a little in the air, it will cloud her logic ..temporarily, and then you go for the kill.


You see a winter project in the barn, she sees a romantic get away!

But act fast. She may be already used to your tricks. Maybe they sell the 50 gallon drum size?

14 replies
  1. Ollon
    Ollon says:

    So let me get this straight…You just happen to be hanging out on a yacht when a beautiful woman walks by and next thing you know you’re stealing the tender, taking it to an uninhabited island and then let it drift out to sea. Reminds me exactly of how I met my wife.

  2. Mike K
    Mike K says:

    i just watched that again, 2 things,

    i think i want to go steel boating, i could play my game on that white boat.

    also, that riva has a bow thruster?? really? if thats the case does it have a place for the skippers tampons, like matts boat?

    • Troy in ANE
      Troy in ANE says:

      I like the way she starts to dress him before they are even off the yacht.

      As for the bow thruster, ya that really happens. I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, with a Grand-Craft with one.

  3. Miles Kapper
    Miles Kapper says:

    It bothers me at the end when you see the boat heading out to sea and it looks like there is no one on board. Clearly the couple decided to say “screw civilization” and remain on the island for the rest of their lives while sending the Faux Riva on its’ way back out to sea. Oh the sequels that could be created from this point forward!

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