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No I Am Not Dead, Slow Morning In Woodyboaterville

Art

I have so many questions. Especially as a marketing person.

Well that could be one of the most relaxing nights sleep in years. Not sure what I did right, but dang! And sorry about the late start for some, we are one hour later than normal. New Orleans time. It’s been 90 here and actually not all that bad in the humid dept. The tall ships are about a 5 min walk from us and getting close is a little overwhelming people wise, so not sure if I am not gonna wait til they are on the Chesapeake Bay and we can see them on the water.

In the mean time fellow Woody Boater Kelly Wittenauer found this on Bring A Trailer, and maybe this is a way around your adult community. Or trailer park, or warehouse.

Once again, thanks for understanding my tardiness. And kinda lameness in my reporting. Here is the Link to the Bring A Trailer sale. 

And of course, if you are in the market for a good price on a casket. BTW they do deliver.. Here is the link

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May 31, 2026/11 Comments/by Matt
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11 replies
  1. Darthtrader
    Darthtrader says:
    May 31, 2026 at 9:25 am

    During a hurricane in NOLA, the caskets tend to float so you can continue boating in the afterlife. Choose your casket carefully.

    Reply
    • Floyd r turbo
      Floyd r turbo says:
      May 31, 2026 at 10:10 am

      So, make sure your buried wearing a “life” jacket?

      Reply
      • John Friesch
        John Friesch says:
        May 31, 2026 at 10:32 am

        Love it! Great comments guys.

        Reply
  2. Matt
    Matt says:
    May 31, 2026 at 10:32 am

    good adice

    Reply
  3. Old Salt
    Old Salt says:
    May 31, 2026 at 11:29 am

    What type of bottom does the casket have?

    Reply
  4. Dan Overbeek
    Dan Overbeek says:
    May 31, 2026 at 11:44 am

    There are so many comments to be made here! I think I will just wait.

    Reply
  5. Rabbit
    Rabbit says:
    May 31, 2026 at 12:49 pm

    My last wishes are to be cremated and my ashes deposited from Rabbit into Balsam Lake, Wisconsin. Hopefully not anytime soon.

    Reply
  6. Briant
    Briant says:
    May 31, 2026 at 2:01 pm

    Hang on Kemosabe. Many questions.

    Does it come with a varnish refreshing package? Is a new bottom $2000 a foot? What screws were used to assemble the thing? (I don’t want no Home Depot deck screws.) And if I be floatin’ in the Bayou, what bumpers are the proper ones for this year? And is there a hidden cavity for the Apple Tag?

    Oh crap…that would be the first time I would need to be towed in too. Not good.

    Reply
  7. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P )
    Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P ) says:
    May 31, 2026 at 2:42 pm

    That is a cool little golf cart. It would be quite the conversation piece at a retirement community. When I get to that stage, I will buy one or build one. If I don’t need a floating coffin first.

    Reply
    • Kelly Wittenauer
      Kelly Wittenauer says:
      May 31, 2026 at 9:45 pm

      Mark,
      Glad someone liked the golf cart. Judging from the comments, Matt could have just run with the coffin add.

      Reply
  8. mahoganymadness
    mahoganymadness says:
    June 1, 2026 at 7:03 am

    So with the lid is this considered a runabout? a more sporty way to die?

    Reply

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