No I Am Not Dead, Slow Morning In Woodyboaterville

I have so many questions. Especially as a marketing person.
Well that could be one of the most relaxing nights sleep in years. Not sure what I did right, but dang! And sorry about the late start for some, we are one hour later than normal. New Orleans time. It’s been 90 here and actually not all that bad in the humid dept. The tall ships are about a 5 min walk from us and getting close is a little overwhelming people wise, so not sure if I am not gonna wait til they are on the Chesapeake Bay and we can see them on the water.
In the mean time fellow Woody Boater Kelly Wittenauer found this on Bring A Trailer, and maybe this is a way around your adult community. Or trailer park, or warehouse.
Once again, thanks for understanding my tardiness. And kinda lameness in my reporting. Here is the Link to the Bring A Trailer sale.

And of course, if you are in the market for a good price on a casket. BTW they do deliver.. Here is the link

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During a hurricane in NOLA, the caskets tend to float so you can continue boating in the afterlife. Choose your casket carefully.
So, make sure your buried wearing a “life” jacket?
Love it! Great comments guys.
good adice
What type of bottom does the casket have?
There are so many comments to be made here! I think I will just wait.
My last wishes are to be cremated and my ashes deposited from Rabbit into Balsam Lake, Wisconsin. Hopefully not anytime soon.
Hang on Kemosabe. Many questions.
Does it come with a varnish refreshing package? Is a new bottom $2000 a foot? What screws were used to assemble the thing? (I don’t want no Home Depot deck screws.) And if I be floatin’ in the Bayou, what bumpers are the proper ones for this year? And is there a hidden cavity for the Apple Tag?
Oh crap…that would be the first time I would need to be towed in too. Not good.
That is a cool little golf cart. It would be quite the conversation piece at a retirement community. When I get to that stage, I will buy one or build one. If I don’t need a floating coffin first.
Mark,
Glad someone liked the golf cart. Judging from the comments, Matt could have just run with the coffin add.
So with the lid is this considered a runabout? a more sporty way to die?