Pardon Me – The Book. Rated R
Well, Pardon Me!
Yes, not R for read me, Or R for Real good. But a good old classic Boob shot rated R. Egh? Oh now you are interested. Yup, Hey, sex sells, and well it’s not like Pardon Me wasn’t designed to be in your face. Is it possible that this is where the term “Motor Boating” comes from? Oh now you really need to read ..look.. at the book.
Boobage! You have to buy the book for the unedited version.
Of all the books done, this captures the emotion of a certain type of boat owner. Brash, fun and well, one of us. But with a shipload of Money. That crazy photo above, says it all. This is a true larger than life Runabout!
Wonderful old photos of Pardon Me
Okay right about now the Antique Boat Museum is in a panic. This is not the type of review we want. There are old ladies flapping there fans, “Well I Have Nevers” being murmured. Old men are acting all offended, yet laughing and trying to buy the book, and somewhere along the line. My clicks will grow today. and thus clicks to the Antique Boat Museum Shop HERE, will rise and books will be sold.
Centerfold!, Likes, rides, fast boats, old men, burning fossle fuel by the truckload. Turn offs – Pontoon boats and Jet Ski’s
TWO centerfolds, cause one is never enough
Did I read the book, yes, and laughed and thought, dam I wish I had known some of these guys.
I got a woody
Oh 2
But 1 isn’t done
I GOT ONE
TOO!!
I was blessed to grow up under numerous “characters” like the original owner of “Pardon Me”.
Now I’ve reached the age where most of my heros have passed on, but what lives they had led!
So, it’s been my sworn personal duty to take on the challenge to become one of those many characters I so admired. The closer I get to my own “sell-by date”, the greater the need to get things done soon.
So listen up Skippy, while you’re trying to figure out which bathroom to use, a large number of us old guys (and girls) are going to build great things, put big engines in them, go fast, drink good bourbon, eat great food, travel, love each other, do stupid things, live long enough to be a real pain in the a$$ to our adult children and rock on.
For as long as we can.
Or as the owner of “Pardon Me” said on her first sea trial, “Here Sam, hold my drink and let’s see what this SOB can really do!”
amen
do you need to be a member of the museum to purchase this book? looks like it’s a members only deal…?
Must be an old picture because the upholsterer is now green. This gives you an idea of the size of that aft cockpit.
If the author would have used these 2 ladies he could have increased his font size significantly.
Tupperware boats = Tupperware tits! Real wood boats = real tits😎
LOVE Woody Boater! Such a diverse educational arrival to go with my coffee while sitting on the deck of Meant To Be. Especially the pics with everyone’s comments. Lol