Philipeeing Mahogany Toilet Seat Lid On Ebay! Woody Boater Approved!
Perfect for your Chris Crapper
I am thrilled to let our fellow Woody Boaters know there is a wonderful Chris Craft-ish Mahogany Toilet seat on ebay today. Oh, sure its just more crap on ebay, but here at Woody Boater its far far more. Its a tradition of finding the fun stuff that reminds us all that that classic boating is number one, and all the other stuff is number two. I know I got peed off at all the copyright violators. But this toilet seat/Lid just raised up on ebay and was such a wonderful reminder of why we do this every day. I will add that this is a very nice toilet seat/Lid, and could be refinished beautifully. Just imagine how sweet 20 coats of polished mahogany and varnish will feel on your cheeks? Wait.. Its only the cover, not the seat? What the…Well at least your wife/girlfriend won’t have to remind you all the time to keep the lid down, cause your gonna always take a second look at that sparkling grain when you leave the loo.
Love the hardware. Make sure you ask for the other part of it. Maybe it will make a great trophy? Crapyiest Restoration on the year?
And just think how nice all that brAss hardware will look to your guests who use it. I can hear it now, OHHHH Matt, that toilet seat is to die for? What is it? And then I nail them with an hr of Woody Boater stories. Until the Boatress gets pissed off!
And we’ve come full circle to when I first started reading Woodyboater. Toilet seats. LOL
Rick, I think that’s a good thing, my friend!
Hmmm. Perhaps Matt ate something he shouldn’t have yesterday. Hot Pocket?
I’m used to raising the “seat” in order to read a lot of my boating publications – but I’m still having trouble trying to find a way to get my computer screen handled whilst leaning my elbows on my upper thighs and getting the business at hand taken care of.
A genuine two seater outhouse. Matt, can you find a Honduras mahogany lid for the other seat?
I’ve seen boat listings with less pictures than this guy has of a toilet lid.
Relieved that you’ve finally blown the lid off this. Maybe back off the burritos next time before you have to do a full restoration using the proper “bottom” paint.
Matt, sorry but this one is all wrong for you. Clearly you can see its prewar by the slotted screws. You should be looking for one with R&P screws and bronze hardware…postwar.
Today’s header is wondeful, just like the Capri.
I wouldn’t refinish this, I would keep the peetina just as it is.
Fiberglass takes the punishment, but nothing beats the warmth of wood. And then there is the quiet ride, of course, and the unmistakable sound of exhaust… CQ
Katz, it never fails!
Okay with an “opening” like that – I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that I have a wooden head for sale as well. I don’t believe she is mahogany, but there are no splinters. And according to the model of the toilet, it is a real “Winner”. No room for a head on my 17′ Resorter, so let me know if anyone is interested.
That’s very cool
Mike, may be interested. You can email me at turner.daniel.r@gmail.com
Thanks!