Valentine’s Day Bail Out Art! For Us As Well!

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This one can fold in half.

Okay, this is from a couple years ago, but to be honest, I forgot about Valentines Day! So in a panic, I decided to re run a “Best of story” so at least you all would have some cards to use. UGH..

It’s that time of year again, thats right. Valentines Day, the one most important day of the year for our fellow Woody Boaters. Why you ask? Well, Mr I only have one boat cause you will be divorced if you buy another dam boat. It’s all in the pre game moves that help set up the next purchase.

And valentines Day is the perfect day. See it’s almost spring, the days are getting a tad longer, and your penial gland, (not want you think) Anyway pervert, your penial glad is getting activated and your starting to lust after a boat. Ya ya, when you were 15 is was girls, now its boats, but that gal you married, still thinks its her. So.. Combine the two things. And bam, ya got a need for a classic boat Valentine.

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Paste your and her pictures where the faces are? Put into a big red heart card like the one the girl is holding.

NOW, and this is the critical part, it needs to be HOMEMADE.. That shows that you really care, and you have skills. So see you are competent to get that grey boat behind the barn, cause you know how to make a card! It’s that simple.

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How about at the bottom of a letter? Did your wife leave you cause you didnt use one of these last year? Use this for your new girlfriend!

So we here at Woody Boater as a public service to the Classic Boat Community make these art cards available to you to download, print and use as you wish. THIS IS A PROVEN WINNER! I am not kidding. I won’t publish the names so as to protect them and there boats, we assure you.. It’s works everytime. Like Colt 45! Right Billy D?

So, click on the image, It will come up on the screen, it may even blow up larger. Pull it onto your desktop and print, clip, write on.. Whatever you feel comfortable doing. And good luck!

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We have left a blank place for the name of the boat and a special message.

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And here is the original for you un original ones.



18 replies
  1. Speedboat Outlaw
    Speedboat Outlaw says:

    Thanks Matt, you be da man! Last year was a long term hit, we’ll go for two. You definately deserve a boat ride in Algonac.

    • Greg Lewandowski
      Greg Lewandowski says:

      Matt, I think you got the best of that deal. A ride on Little Miss Maple Leaf is something pretty special!

  2. Al Benton
    Al Benton says:

    I tried that tactic a couple of years ago. Printed a nice Woody Boater Valentine card, added a nice love note along with a photo of our future Woody Boat with her name on the stern. A short but blunt discussion followed, then we compromised by purchasing a new cruiser; a land cruiser; a motor home; no boat! Dang!

    • Rick
      Rick says:

      In my household it also appears that a compromise means my wife gets what she wants and I don’t have to sleep on the couch.

  3. Bob Kays
    Bob Kays says:

    Maybe give your Valentine tickets snd a trip to a boat show in Michigan this September! I remember reading something about it or maybe Horace told me. Anyone have any info?

    • m-fine
      m-fine says:

      No life jacket, distracted/disinterested spotter, and far from shore. I think that guy’s lack of a date may be the least of his worries!

  4. Floyd r turbo
    Floyd r turbo says:

    My wife was sitting on the bed looking at herself in the wardrobe mirrors. “Oh, I’m getting old and wrinkly and fat, I need a compliment.” I said: “Nothing wrong with your eyesight.” My attorney says you can kiss your boat goodbye. I might get to keep the dinghy.

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