Vintage Wood Boat Signs-It's Worth The Risk!

Click here and you can make your family room look like an old boat house. Your future X wife can complain from her new home down the street. Forward the link to your new girlfriend so she can give you one as a Xmas gift… Then over time you can put in the garage with all the other boat stuff, because your new girlfriend is now the next Mrs.. and she hates this stuff and the fact that you smell like varnish is getting on her nerves… and oh, by the way, that collection of old boat books and magazines needs to go to the yard sale………… ya know what…just window shop and save the marriage…. or not…

2 replies
  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    Dang, I've got to have at least one of each and two of some of those. One for the living room and another over the bed. Oh well, there goes 33 happy years of marrage. Window shopping just doesn't cut it any more.

  2. WoodyBoater
    WoodyBoater says:

    HA, after so many years, by now she is numb to your stuff. Go for it. While your at it, bring in the transom bar and reupholster your sofa in red vinyl….

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