Woody Boater launches New Marketing Campaign For Coffee Varnish. Mmmm
New Ad for Coffee Varnish
Here is a freshly restored A&P coffee ad now renamed and rebranded for Woody Boater Coffee Varnish. Sadly we have yet to find a place that will serve warm varnish with ground coffee beans in it. but we do have the cups! I will ad that one sip of real coffee varnish and you will swear you are in heaven. If you want a cool cup, all ya gotta do is click HERE to the all new Stuff Store.
This years mugs are larger than last years.
I drink twelve cups in the morning and enjoy a maintenance cup in the afternoon. Works for me!
I have a sinking feeling a few of us won’t end up in heaven after drinking that.
You’ll be fine as long as you have the handy dandy Woodyboater period correct bilge pump conversion kit. Makes any bilge pump into a stomach pump. So easy even the kids can use it to save your life.
Drinking varnish is a horrible way to go – but what a finish!
My wife just remarked that mine was showing some wear.
I think shot glasses would be more useful ;
Now your talking
Varnish creamer would be the ticket – you get the aroma without the petroleum… Matt, I smell a new niche market opportunity! 🙂
I want to see the rest of the cruiser they are sitting on!
a lot more useful than that white tee shirt I bought.