Woody Boater launches New Marketing Campaign For Coffee Varnish. Mmmm

New Ad for Coffee Varnish

Here is a freshly restored A&P coffee ad now renamed and rebranded for Woody Boater Coffee Varnish. Sadly we have yet to find a place that will serve warm varnish with ground coffee beans in it. but we do have the cups! I will ad that one sip of real coffee varnish and you will swear you are in heaven. If you want a cool cup, all ya gotta do is click HERE to the all new Stuff Store.

This years mugs are larger than last years.

9 replies
  1. Dan T
    Dan T says:

    I drink twelve cups in the morning and enjoy a maintenance cup in the afternoon. Works for me!

    • Rick
      Rick says:

      You’ll be fine as long as you have the handy dandy Woodyboater period correct bilge pump conversion kit. Makes any bilge pump into a stomach pump. So easy even the kids can use it to save your life.

  2. Dick Dow
    Dick Dow says:

    Varnish creamer would be the ticket – you get the aroma without the petroleum… Matt, I smell a new niche market opportunity! 🙂

    I want to see the rest of the cruiser they are sitting on!

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