WOW! Have We Found The Perfect WoodyBoater Safety Float!

After a full week of amazing boats, and the Lake Tahoe show about to happen, lets take a break…fast from it all and enjoy the glory of … well.. Bacon! OK, Pies, Bacon.. This diet is gotta end soon! OK, there is noting, NOTHING safe about this. But, if ya gotta be out on the water in a float when your Woody sinks, at least you will be found in style.

Floating on a piece of bacon. Mfine? You in? Troy, there is a girl with a Bikini on it? And if you really want to go for it, there is two fried eggs, which is how you will look if you are out floating on that piece of bacon for two days waiting for the sea rescue.

If you actually want these, they are on Amazon BACON HERE. Eggs HERE

And to add to the sillyness of the day, HAPPY HEADER DAY! Just hit refresh or the Woodyboater logo in the upper left and a new header from the past will appear. bask in the past! If you see a header that is smaller thats a real oldy from Woodyboater, We are developing the New WoodyBoater now and have some exciting news in a week or so to announce. Stay tuned. Or just float around on your Bacon!


13 replies
  1. Mike Green
    Mike Green says:

    Its pretty cool and funny but I really wish that we could see the pictures and story from the boat show in Traverse City last weekend. It was the 30th anniversary and some really cool boats there.

  2. JimF
    JimF says:

    At the risk of appearing as ignorant as I am, I have never been able to make the multi header thing work. I click on the little semi-circle on the right of the browser box where it says and nothing changes. I clicked on the logo on the header that is visible and it went once to a new picture but then clicking on that logo it would not go to one beyond that. Both are great pictures but I planned to spend all day counting to see if there really were thousands.

  3. Matt
    Matt says:

    If you are on a moble device it doesnt want to work for some reason. There are over a thousand headers. With a new one every day and close to 4000 stories, maybe more, I havent counted. Its a random setting I use on days to allow folks to look back. Hope this helps. It can be a bit of a rabbit hole once you start though, so warning!
    As to the Traverse City report, we are prepping a story on why that story did not appear for tomorrow. Yes it will become a comment shi% storm for sure.

    • Randy
      Randy says:

      I am on my home computer and I can also only get to one other header picture before it quits on me. Oh well, I guess I will be able to get something done today after all …..

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