Your Presence Is Requested At The Very First Annual Woody Boater Holiday Party! It’s BYOLS!

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Merry ChrisSmithas, Everyone thats anyone will be there!

That’s right, we are having a party.. OH, and this is no lame Christmas /Holiday/Quanza whatever party.. You can get drunk and piss in your pants and barf all the egg nog you want.. That’s right.. Heck, sleep with your secretary.. or boss…While at the party!!!!  We don’t care.. In fact, we encourage it.. You can show up in your PJ’s, old boat cloths, whatever.. It’s BYOLS.. Bring Your Own Lampshade! And best off all.. It’s all day and virtual..  you don’t even have to leave your home or office. Eat your own shrimp and cheese cubes.  THIS FRIDAY is the all day Holiday Party.. You show up by clicking.. If you want to show up even more.. Send us an image.. and we will post it to the story.. We expect a bunch of crazy guests.. through out the day.. I understand  the “Sons Of Smith Gang” and the “Plastic Arabians” will be there.. Bring your boats, your first mates.. Wear your hats.. Whatever, just send in an image.. You can send your image to or and we will get her posted with what ever dumb thing you want to say.. Spelling Optional… So, get out those old skipper outfits, your best martini glasses.. IT”S WOODY BOATER PARTY TIME!

20 replies
  1. Texx
    Texx says:

    Here’s a few more details on the virtual party.

    Where: Woody Boater Lodge, Lake Cyberspace, VA (on the outskirts of Woodyboaterville, just follow the signs from main street)

    When: Friday, December 16th 10:00 AM till 10:00 PM (or when the virtual cops shut us down)

    Marina: If you would prefer to bring your virtual classic boat rather than your Ferrari, we have made arrangements with Lake Cyberspace to have the entire dock open, so bring your virtual triple cockpit Hacker or Riva to the party.

    So stop by on Friday for a few minutes or stay all day, and meet some of your fellow Woody Boaters for some holiday banter. And don’t worry about drinking too much, we will have some virtual taxis on standby, or if you like you can stay at the virtual Lake Cyberspace Lodge just down the street. We have negotiated a special Woody Boater rate for the weekend.

    See you there!

  2. Alex
    Alex says:

    Typo above. It’s not the Plastic Arabians. It’s the Plastic “Ponys.” They’re invited, pink manes all.

    Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone, but Mike is getting a pink, plastic 5-gallon bucket from me for Christmas. And some more cards for his bicycle spokes. I know he really wanted another 100 hp so he could keep up with my XK, but first thing’s first. Must. Stay. Afloat.

  3. anonimus
    anonimus says:

    Obviously Matt and Texx never went home from the bar the other night and are still texting. Can someone in the area please save them from themselves and give them a ride home? PLEASE!!!!

    • Texx
      Texx says:

      MM – Looking forward to seeing you again at the big party.

      Don’t worry, your wife will never recognize you with your party hat and dark glasses… as long as you don’t come home late with virtual beer on your breath!

    • Texx
      Texx says:

      Brian – We were planning to use a Virtual 34′ Commuter to haul folks out to the party from downtown Woodyboaterville.

      However, this may mean that we will have to “re-think” the plan…

    • Texx
      Texx says:

      Absolutely. If they don’t already have one, we will have extra Woody Boater Captains Caps to wear at the virtual coat check…

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