Real Boat Babes… Kinda!
After visiting countless shows this year, there was a theme with some classic boat lovers… There girlfriends were rather stiff…. I suppose that way they never age, nag, or complain that you smell like gas… I imagine that secretly while you are off showing your boat there is a plastic man at home mowing the lawn, cooking and painting the bathroom….
Install a small camera behind her eye and you have hidden boat security. You may have bolt or chain her to something so someone does not steal her.