How To Buy A Riva Aquarama For $70. Exclusive Offer To Woody Boater Readers.

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This Saturday, one of the worlds finest Classic Boats is being Auctioned off in Florida. Actually on Saturday around 3:50 PM.. Click here if you want to know more... NOW! If you can’t afford to go to FLA, that’s OK, you still may be able to own a $700,000 boat… I figured it out… First turn on your TV… You know the new HD TV you have in your trailer…hey it was only $35 a month…. OK.. send Thelma out for a pack of smokes and some suds.. Now… Turn on the HD Theater Channel.. that’s of course if you have paid your cable bill….. Now….. Last Month, Woody Boater had roughly 10,000 visit0rs… So. If each of you .. lets just say…. bids $70 bucks… The $70 times 10,000 is $700,000 And bingo.. We can all have a chunk… OK grain of a Killer Riva Aquarama. It’s simple… I am sure the auction house won’t mind processing 10,000 bids for $70. They loooove that sort of stuff. But just think… After 20 years of litigation… You will own a Riva… Just think how cool it would look next to your Iroc Z …

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  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    Woody boater . The cold slows processes. I think $700 with a thousand owners will get you the boat, or is the extra $6.3mil for the rest of the lifestyle and hats.

  2. WoodyBoater
    WoodyBoater says:

    HA,, Litigation…Costs… And i was figuring in only really getting 1000… Oh who am i fooling.. I am horrible at math.. But think.. thats only $70 bucks then… See I just saved you $630 bucks… You in?

  3. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    hUMMM…… Lets see I'll need One for me… wait make that two for me, one each for my Wife, 2 brothers, 2 sisters, 5 nephews, 3 nieces, and a couple dozen of my cloest friends. Is that enough to own one or two whole planks?

  4. Rick
    Rick says:

    As I'm a very generous person I'll offer to keep it safe at my house while yall figure out a schedule of usage. I will not even put in any money of my own so there is no conflict of interest. Yall can thank me later.

  5. Scott Ales
    Scott Ales says:

    As a starter we did sell the little Correct Craft for $10,000 on Thursday. There are several serious suspects on the Riva, it should be very interesting to see how things unfold!

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