I Had A Dream Last Night With Jim Staib?

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Is it just me? I have been having some extremely vivid dreams over the past couple weeks. Like in color, and crazy.  Like if I could remember them as clear as I dreamed them, could make some insane SCI FI films. But last nights was more normal. Other than Jim Staib was in it? AND YES, HE WAS FULLY CLOTHED. PERVS!!!!!

Anyway, the dream was I was in Jim’s workshop trying to get Stinky’s engine rebuilt for this spring. Parts all over the place. The workshop was an abandoned old house and all the parts were in a old bathtub. There was a model of Stinky on a hanger. All in parts. With an apple green boot stripe for some reason?

This explains todays header.

Hey, its 4 AM and I just woke up and am trying to recall all this before it goes away like all most of dreams. Any-who, there I am pulling parts out of the tub, and now I am in Sweet Pea stripping the ceiling panels off to restore those, My Son Ham is helping, and is so fast that he guts the entire interior before I can say stop. Now I have that can of worms all exposed.


Now back to Jim Staibs tub…… PERV’S! Anyway I find a part and bolt it on Stinky’s engine. Which for some reason needs Valve covers? IT’S A DREAM. But the engine is already running. So I think, Oh I wonder where the Valve covers are and then I wake up. I need to pee..

She is ready for action.

And then there I am thinking. HEY WAIT. Stinkys all ready, ready! I had her all prepped for Lake Dora, and Jim Staib is way up north. PHEW! So I think… mmmm maybe this is a sign I need a boat ride. And right now as the sun is coming up… IT’S F”N RAINING! I am gonna go back to bed and dream of someone more attractive.

Thanks Jim for last night. You can full fill all your parts dreams with Jim at FINEWOODBOATS.com


17 replies
  1. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    I think anytime you wake up from a Jim Staib dream at 4 am it means you should have a wiener and a beer and then go back to sleep.

  2. Reddog
    Reddog says:

    I ordered some parts from him, twice in the last 2 weeks. He also gave me some extra information about how I install the parts. Thanks Mr. Staib. …. (Autocorrect changed Staib to Stains. Good thing I proof read my Reply.)

    • Reddog
      Reddog says:

      That black w/green waterline looks really good. But don’t change it ’cause it looks just fine red white and blue.

  3. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    Staib dreams?….not so stable….. I have a whirlwind up on makeshift stands doing bottom paint…wish I could post a pix, but 3G has stopped…whatever that is….anyway….if you all could see this rig it would be a nightmare….
    So I pull the trailer out from under…and now I need springs and all that…..Going Boating…
    John in Va.

  4. Tim Robinson
    Tim Robinson says:

    The place you are describing in your dream, where the parts are in the bath tub is a actual place owned by John Freeman. The old house/shop/warehouse is located in a rural area between Alexandra Bay and Clayton N.Y. anybody been there? It is quite an experence.

    • Dick Dow
      Dick Dow says:

      John Freeman is a name I’ve not heard in quite a while. A bunch of us spent a Mt. Dora/Tavares Show weekend at his place there several years ago. Great guy – lots of stories – hope all is well with him. As for Matt’s dream, I don’t know what to say – must be something he ate… 🙂

  5. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P )
    Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P ) says:

    That picture of Jaxon reminds me of an old joke! Anyone else remember it?

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