OK, I Am An Idiot! Today Is Thursday.

I am going to have to wear my special Thursday reminder shirt all day today now. I have one for every day of the week, except Friday, I always know when its Friday! That’s tomorrow, right?

Ya ever had one of those months? You know the kind, all the days blend into each other. I swear to god, on my soul, I thought yesterday was today, until I read one of the comments late in the day, I realized today is today and yesterday was not today but yesterday, which at the time was Wednesday. The good news is that the Sale is held over and we all have one more day to live. I have stories to talk about, Like the Antique Boat America Symposium, The rise is prices of U22’s, and a great story on the racing step hydro all ready. But that was for tomorrow, But not that’s the party which is on Friday. I think that’s tomorrow. My head hurts, this has totaly thrown off my game. Which is really not a game, and if it was, I would be on a loosing streak. I need a drink. A STIFF DRINK, only I don’t drink, so I need to go sniff a can of varnish. Ahhhhhhhhh. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go tidy up and deal with the caterers for tomorrows 2nd Annual Woody Boater Virtual Holiday party. You won’t believe the spread we have all planned out for you. Trust me, it will be the best tasting chicken on a stick you have virtualy had!

20 replies
  1. Don Vogt
    Don Vogt says:

    You are in good company, Matt. This reminds me of the opening sentence of Albert Camus, the stranger:

    “Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I can’t be sure.”

    Ha. It only gets worse, let me tell you.

  2. Old Salt
    Old Salt says:

    Matt your sense of the calander and confusion of the day of the week is reminding me of the Abbott & Costello who’s on first sketch.. Thanks for the laugh…

  3. matt
    matt says:

    My entire month has been this way. And dont even ask me my age anymore. Dates, times and spelling have never been my strong point. the sad truth is that is exactly how my brain is thinking.

  4. Bill
    Bill says:

    your probaly just exhausted from the stress of looking for that one extraordinary christmas gift, the perfect zipper

  5. Tommyholm
    Tommyholm says:

    I,m glad today is today and not yesterday as I,m looking forward to tomorrow today. Party on, party in holland, mi at the Chrissy craft plant, I,ll be there with the whole gang of woodies. Bring your wife, dancing after 6′ and I,m talking slow dancing…

  6. dreed
    dreed says:

    There is hope for you Matt. I thought yesterday was Friday, and I had a dream about chicken on a stick last night. All this after sniffing varnish all day yesterday (Friday).

  7. Alex
    Alex says:

    Matt doesn’t drink? Hey, you can be the designated virtual driver at tomorrow’s virtual party!

    “It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

    Oh wait… didn’t you just admit to using inhalants?

  8. Randy Rush-Captain Grumpy
    Randy Rush-Captain Grumpy says:

    i CANT BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS! I was positive it was Wednsday until about 20 minutes ago. Boy am I screwed!

  9. m-fine
    m-fine says:

    And what’s up with today’s header? “1st annual virtual holiday party today.”

    Well, you did OK with the middle, as annual, virtual, and Holiday Party are all accurate. That said, since there was one last year, this would be the 2nd annual virtual holiday party and of course it is tomorrow, not today. A poor start and finish.

  10. matt
    matt says:

    God dang it. I swear my head is off today. Its changed back now. it s is the 2nd annual, and thank got I caught the typo on that word here. We would not want to show up to the 2nd anal show.

    • m-fine
      m-fine says:

      I don’t know, with the obsession over zippers, vintage linoleum and such around here, an anal party might draw a crowd!

      • Texx
        Texx says:

        I think Matt Smith got into the Shrimp Puffs before we had a chance to hide them for tomorrow… (I ordered them with that special Mayan dipping sauce – Oops)

  11. Jay Wagner
    Jay Wagner says:

    Wow don’t screw me up, I’m still all in on this virtual party tomorrow. I’m thinking of bringing some good old fashioned Wisconsin brick cheese and some venison sausage. This will get the farts going later. Thanks again for hosting this large and voluptuous party. I’m wearing my new orange WB shirt for the occasion !!

    • Woody Diva
      Woody Diva says:

      Wa Chee Wa Wa

      1) Matt doesn’t drink….wait a minute is the wacky weed legal in your current state. Is that the state of dazed and confused?

      2) Only good news here is @ the U-22’s…and I be havin one.

      3) Glad to hear someone else is focused on what’s really important here, what we are wearing!

      4) uh….I’ll supply the “voluptuous”

      Getting ready to Partay!
      Woody Diva

  12. Alex
    Alex says:


    Am I the only one who noticed Matt’s typo in the comments?

    “2nd anal show?”

    Uh. Not so sure I want to attend this party. Coz if this is how it’s starting, the finish will be fugly.

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