The Ultimate Classic Boat For Your Nervous Family
Have a nervous spouse about going out boating? And love classic boating. Well today is your lucky…or unlucky day. Because for a mear $4,500 before low balls you can own your very own LIFE BOAT! A real one! Not some rotten wood yard filler. But a real orange Beast! And you thought you had seen it all here on Woody Boater?
Think of the shows? I mean you are always guaranteed BEST LIFE BOAT awards, and invited on every trip. No bitching about Reed and Prince screws, no 5200 bottom discussions, and EVERYONE would be happy to have you around.
Although I will say, the ride inside doesnt look all that relaxing. It seats 69 people. God forbid you are the 70th! YIKES.
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE, by the way if you are not familiar with Facebook market place. Its the new Craigslist for deals and where people see stuff they have no idea what they are selling.
Yes, it’s going to be a loooong winter!
UGH! No SHIP!
Interesting but still give it the boot!
And just like Craigslist about 20% of all sellers never respond to your inquiry.
I don’t want to seem insensitive here but That would come in handy in south Florida to survive a hurricane
Being closed up in there with no view, would likely lead to a pukefest.
Unless you have had the pleasure,I have many times, you have no idea. Not only no windows but it is hot, smells like old sweat socks mixed with diesel fuel. Rolls like mad and ultimately one person lets go and starts the chain reaction
Happy I am now retired.
So buying as a charter boat is probebly not a good idea?
Replacement bottom? Asking for a friend.
A GREAT riddle, well done.
Get Tom Hanks to sign it and claim its the original from the movie Captain Phillips. It should work well just look at all the U22 that claim they are from the movie On Golden Pond.
Never travel with Tom Hanks
We passed one of these on our way up the A-ICW last spring. I don’t recall if it was in Georgia or one of the Carolina’s.
And we all thought Pontoon boats were the ugliest things ever afloat !
I know this is life and death stuff, but can you imagine the ride inside the cigar tube?
It would make a wonderful floating guest cabin,
For guests you don’t particularly like.
Why do the seats look like a row of washing machines?
So you can wash your clothes after you vomit all over yourself and/or your neighbor vomits on you, all without leaving your seat.