Fender Breaking News. So Many Headlines Possible


Troy putting the New Past Lane t shirt to use. Like literally.

There are so many ways to spin this. Troy Goes Wheel Topless To FLA? Troy In Fender Bender In Route to FLA. Troy seen at side of road fighting with his trailer. Troy takes out frustration on his fender. New Woody Boater T shirt gives Troy Super Powers. Anyway, we got this report in from Troy on his slow trip to Florida.

On The Road With Troy

“I have issues”!

We had an incident on Wednesday after leaving the railway. Not a Harrison level incident, but as we were leaving the Hampton Roads Tunnel on Rt 64 on our way into Virginia Beach, Sandi noticed the front fender on our starboard side was flapping in the wind and rubbing on the tire. We pulled over and had to break off the fender. We are now running fenderless in that position.

We can all help Troy clean the boat in Florida

Gotta..get a new fender.

Thanks again to Troy for helping us all understand that this crap is all part of it all. The good news is the fender didnt fly off on the highway and impale some old couple going 30 in the fast lane. Oh wait. Maybe not.
Woohooo, just a couple weeks now, and I will be basking in old used fryer oil and surrounded by fellow idiots all trying to figure out how to be with actual people again.

Troy made a fun stop to HQ

15 replies
    • floyd r turbo
      floyd r turbo says:

      Couldn’t afford a set of Snap On’s to bring with him, I can relate. Oh, he’s going to catch hell on this one. But he can take it. I’ll loan you my mechanic helper if you need assistance.

      • Troy in SC
        Troy in SC says:


        Your mechanic helper needs to learn where the engine is on a VW Bug, but I don’t suspect that you hired her for her brains.

  1. mahoganymadness
    mahoganymadness says:

    I’m not sure were ready to talk to people yet…Is the woody boater app working so we can ease our way in by txting each other first?

  2. Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P)
    Mark in Ohio (sometimes da U P) says:

    Here is a helper Troy. Would you turn down the help if the wrench was a Snap-On. I feel your pain. I had the same thing happen to me one time. Except it was night and it ruined the tire. Safe travels.👍

  3. Troy in FLA
    Troy in FLA says:

    You forgot to use this pic that was over in the restroom at Bro’s Fish Tacos in Virginia Beach.

    Oh and yes we are in Florida now!

  4. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    late checking in on this one since was GOING BOATING…

    INSIDE the Hampton Rhoades Tunnel years ago…guy in front of me with boat on trailer lost a starboard wheel off the trailer…I swear it bounced and ran along the ceiling…one minute later the other lane stopped and here came a wrecker…6 point turn in the tunnel…on the hook, car, trailer boat…whole mess…axel sparking..dragged that sucker out in no time no injuries…lucky
    John in Va

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