I Have A Gas “Can” Problem
Ahhh, nothing like a good old fart joke. My 12 year old mindset still cracks me up when any ones crack, cracks up. So, we can set aside the fart jokes. I have found myself lusting after gas tanks. Yes, gas tanks. And whats so crazy about it, is that I know its dumb. Like what in the hell am I gonna do with a bunch of vintage boat gas cans?
Will I become the Gas man? The Can man? NO. But, it does make a fun story. Good lord it’s gonna be a long winter. So today. Gas! Cans.. Feel free to show us your can! Ya, I know.. Troy, you will need to really dig deep into your files on this one. BAM!
YA! Sorry. Hey! It’s ratings week. We are pulling out all the crap! AHHHH, even I can’t watch to much of this. AHHHHHHH, Quick back to Gas Can..
If you are interested in any of these cans. Except, well, the one at the counter. They are all on ebay today! Good luck. And good luck getting that image of “her” out of your mind.. I am so conflicted. I mean.. AHHHHHH
I wish I never came here today!
Like a visual ambush!
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Now you are becoming an arm chair Psychologist also?
I like a nice set of cans.
I still at 70+ remember lugging that gas ccan around.
Maybe you should get them filled and then restacking several times a day.
But, you could have a sparkplug fetish like I do. They are smaller, lighter and can be caressed, several at a time.
You’re right…these are really a form of nostalgic art…years from now…I wonder what from today will be considered art ?
How can I unsee that?! HELP
Not sure why, but it makes me smile knowing all over the planet. There is someone right now . Wincing and saying to themselves. Wtf? And in that simple second of horror. We are all united. Sick, but united in one common thought. Sure it’s a bad one, but we can start from there.
I farted on the bus yesterday and four people turned around …
felt like I was on the Voice
I know it’s early in the day, but that may be the best line of the day!
Floyd, you just make me laugh out loud! Thank you!!! Now to get that other image out of my head. Eeeuuuuuw!
Just for you Matt
Funny thing is that Monday while at the dump there were a couple of metal gas cans in the metal pile. I looked at them more than once and reminded myself that I have enough JUNK hanging around, so I left them there. Had you posted this story last week I would have grabbed them and UPSed them to you.
Good one Floyd!
Maybe this will help our brains get cleansed.
Not a gas can but an old oil can that I use to hold spent oil that I pump from the boats.
Now now, the sweetheart was just getting an itchy little piece of dryer lint out of her pants.
What is it that we have to have a whiff of it.I once found some gooey stuff on my car’s front wheel.After scooping up some with my fingers,had to have a whiff.Brain Fart!! Remembered I had run over an old dead skunk a couple of days before.
uh, ok question.
Your kid steps in dog poo and you smell the bottom of the shoe to make sure.
Do you throw away the shoes or hose it off?