It Hit Me Like A Ton Of Mahogany. I Am In Love!
On Wednesday, my pals Jimmy and Shaun all had a opportunity to play hookie and squeeze of a day of woody boatness. Our mission for a quick day run started at 3AM. We headed up to Katz’s Marina to deliver a stranded boat that will be a story into itself. A very rare U22 that was purchased in Florida that broke an axle in Virginia on the way up to New Jersey. Jimmy repaired it and we headed north. Now, ya’ll know that I love my U22’s. This one is a rare blond interior one. And I thought I was in love..
We got there around 9 Am and hung around looking at all the cool new projects there. Shaun had not been there before, so it was a fun opportunity to expose him to some varnishness. As usual Katz’s did not disappoint.

Shaun is caught drooling on the floors.. Those amazing clean floors.. Oh, right there is a boat right there.
Along the way, we went up to the attic in the new larger Katz’s on the Cove marina. Its on the other side of Lake Hopatcong. Yes.. TWO marinas on one lake loaded with yummy mahoganyness! Anyway, I was able to rub all over a 1961 21 continental hardtop… In love again…. OK, I am easy.. I love everything I see. But I am prepared for that. After all I fall in love about 50 times a year. Its one of the curses of doing this. I see all the good stuff. So there I am up in the dark attic, natural light. And BAM, it hit me like a ton of mahogany.. I mean a hard lightning strike. What in the hell is that? Wait.. it’s a model 99..
Now, we had done not just one story on model 99’s, we had done a week of 99 stories. I think we had found almost every one made. And here Seth had found one more! YOU CAN SEARCH IN THE SEARCH BAR IN THE UPPER RIGHT OF THE THIRD VOLUME FOR ALL THE STORIES. I had only seen a Model 99 here on Woody Boater. And to be honest. I thought they were cool, but just like everything else, I could not understand the reason for a week of love. WELL SLAP ME AND CALL ME SALLY! I GET IT NOW. IN ALL CAPS LOVE!
WOW.. This little sucker is perfect. Maybe it was the cradle, the light or lack there of? Maybe it was the possibilities. Or maybe its just that these are cool as hell lines. A mini triple., only she is a double.. Dang dang double dog dang. I can see myself just motoring around.. on a sunny day taking in all the wonderment of life in my 99.. I even had a name for her. Dang Dang…… And then it was time to go.. BAck on the road by 1130 and back to DC. Leaving Dang Dang up in the dark attic all alone! Maybe I need to head back up there.
Now I need to search the archives.
I do not know the “99”, but I think you should own it.
What, No pictures of Seth with his hands in his pockets! Maybe he was taking a nap.
On the way back to DC start singin’ “99 bottles of beer”… by the time you are done, you will have wheeled around and been on your way back to claim that beauty! 🙂
or “99 Red balloons” signaling you need help. At least the fact that you recognize you need help is a good sign. Looking at that nice long deck, I can understand, cozy cockpit, 3 spoke wheel, fold down windshield, raised coamings, simple controls and instrumentation.
Don’t do it!
How about a Model 100 with a fresh MBL in it, give yourself a little room. 1931 20′ Chris Craft Triple 5200 bottom all new wood and only $47,000
See if this works.
Oh, great, there is always a boat better out there. there is something about 99 that is all about dreams and the possibilities of making it to 100.. HA
Matt, its because of Agent 99 isn’t it?
I like the sports car part of these. one seat in the front.
Sally, you really should have taken a screwdriver to remove that swim ladder from THAYER IV!
For those interested here is the list of survivers we published
How much is the 99 at Katz?
Perfect! Complete with dual throttles.
I think the stern pole in the fourth picture took some Viagra.
ha, we all did!
I walked by your new love today. She misses you and wants to see you again.
DO NOT TAKE A BLACK LIGHT UP THERE!
That is hilarious!!