It’s The Antique Boat Center Mayan Buy Like There Is No Tomorrow Sale-ish! Hurry, Offer Ends Tomorrow!
Have you been holding off on that special Woody Boat purchase? Waiting for the market to run aground? Well today is your lucky day. Because tomorrow the world comes to an end. That’s right. Right after the 2nd Annual Woody Boater virtual party, or during it. Either way it’s over. So, we reached out to the good folks at the Antique Boat Center and asked if they would offer any special deals to our fellow Woody Boaters if they buy today. We figure go big, since you really would not need to pay for it. And you might squeeze in a hr of boating before you find yourself in an ocean of lava if you want to slam down some coin today.. OR Mr big shot dreamer… If you go in today and write a contract on a boat at the Antique Boat Center, they will defer the payment until tomorrow. So it’s a win win. If the world blows up, you had the boat of your dreams, on paper. And if it doesn’t…. you have the boat of your dreams, minus some money..or house, depending on how bold you felt at the time. You need to act fast though, Antique Boat Center has sold 10 boats this month alone. So supplies are going fast… With that in mind we selected some good options that are still for sale. This Special once in a lifetime offer ends with the world! Time is running out! Come on, your not going to need that house anymore, it’s not like the kids are going to collage? 401 K’s are no good in heaven. GO FOR IT!
Now where was I ? Dang? Maybe Kate will be at our party? What was I writing about? Dam? I hate this when this happens? Oh great, Now the keys are stttttttttttttttttttttickingggggggggggg… Oh wait, your last boat , thing sale. So It’s you are Kate alone, your heaven, her hell by the way. But you are the only one left and your 23 ft woody… So as we prepare for the big party and end of the planet tomorrow, what is your boat of choice? And yes, Chad has his monkey!
It looks like I will need a helicopter and one of those funny Australian bears to hang out with Kate. Does ABC have those for sale also?
Dennis Ryan kinda looks like a Kuala Bear with all that facial hair
or maybe you can get Lou in a speedo with chest hair he could pass as a Kuala.
I,m buying that Arabian, tomorrow
I’d say something about that Arabian claim. However, the terms of my divorce settlement with Mayer forbid me.
On Friday, after all of the good people are called Home and the only folks left here to wander about in our Road Warrior / Mad Max environment will be the heathens like me, I for one am going to search out a now-free Aquarama and install a nice couple of big blowers (ie like Max) so that I can then motor about looking for petrol with my new Dingo dog – who will of course be sporting a new Sons of Varnish black t-shirt made into a bandana.
Or, Friday will come and go which will leave me on Saturday cussing up a storm because I am at the damn shopping mall trying to finish my Xmas shopping with the hoards of other boneheads.
Amazon and FedEx can save you from the mall.
Like the Arabian claim believe vs xk19 I agree… but if I’m going to go out and buy something that I can not afford it will be wood…
Hope Chad brings his monkey to the party!
Last week Chad sent his chimp to Charm School so he could bring him to the party…
Charm school last week, bartender school this week.
Kate! OMG! I’ll buy
Can I buy one of these virtual boats on the 22nd with virtual dollars?
you can run it on virtual gas also..
Will we be able to get chocolate milk served in martini glasses again this year? Or is that barkeep too old now and moving on to Sprite and Coke?
Why does Matt think the holiday party is tomorrow when today is Wednesday and the end of the Mayan calendar is dec 21 which is the shortest day of the year which means that day will make Matt,s party yesterday on Friday. Let,s party on Garth ( when?).
Boat He$%^ I’m going to Charlotte and jump in that new Dodge Viper and drive it home like there is NOOOO speed limit. You better be right about this Matt!!!!
Tommy and company – We are “party planner challenged” here at Woody Boater HQ.
But as far as I know (regardless of what today’s header says) the Second annual party is still scheduled for Friday, Dec. 21st … That’s the day after tomorrow (Thursday)… I think.
If not, we have 30 cases of virtual beer, a case of virtual scotch and 30 dozen virtual shrimp puffs that are going to be delivered a day late. And I have to re-schedule the live band…
C’mon Alex…is that all you got? I’ve been waiting all day for something of substance.
It’s been just over a year since the Mighty Arabian kicked your butt on WB…..our one year anniversary!!