It’s The Antique Boat Center Mayan Buy Like There Is No Tomorrow Sale-ish! Hurry, Offer Ends Tomorrow!

Hurry Sale-ish End Soon!

Have you been holding off on that special Woody Boat purchase? Waiting for the market to run aground? Well today is your lucky day. Because tomorrow the world comes to an end. That’s right. Right after the 2nd Annual Woody Boater virtual party, or during it. Either way it’s over. So, we reached out to the good folks at the Antique Boat Center and asked if they would offer any special deals to our fellow Woody Boaters if they buy today. We figure go big, since you really would not need to pay for it. And you might squeeze in a hr of boating before you find yourself in an ocean of lava if you want to slam down some coin today.. OR Mr big shot dreamer…  If you go in today and write a contract on a boat at the Antique Boat Center, they will defer the payment until tomorrow. So it’s a win win. If the world blows up, you had the boat of your dreams, on paper. And if it doesn’t…. you have the boat of your dreams, minus some money..or house, depending on how bold you felt at the time. You need to act fast though, Antique Boat Center has sold 10 boats this month alone. So supplies are going fast… With that in mind we selected some good options that are still for sale. This Special once in a lifetime offer ends with the world! Time is running out! Come on, your not going to need that house anymore, it’s not like the kids are going to collage? 401 K’s are no good in heaven. GO FOR IT!

2011 Destino, amazing , fast and runs on Diesel.. Wait, Arent you going out and buying a huge yacht? You need a tender, right… The yacht runs on Diesel, you can fill up both at the same time. You can cruise around the oceans as we all go to hell. This is for the Prepper in you. Be the last one Woody Boating. Click Here.

How bout this perfect Century Arabian? It’s proven to be a better boat that it’s Competition, sorry Alex…. We are all going to die, its time to fall back on what we trust! This is plastic so it wont burn as fast as a woody, and has a cover. And for 14K ish, even if the world does not come to an end, it would only cost you some big Visa payments for 10 years. click here.

26′ 1998 Fish Bros. Gold Cup Race Boat — $85,900 , Now, this is not for a family man for sure. Its just you and Kate Upton, out on your own, set to repopulate the globe. She aint gonna want to stay with you and your lame ass mini van with old pizza boxes in it. You need to go fast to, to escape the zombies. This is yours and Kates go to boat. By the way if you don’t know who Kate Upton is.The video below will make you feel alive again. I WANT TO LIVE NOW! And then if you want the boat. Click Here.

Now where was I ? Dang? Maybe Kate will be at our party? What was I writing about? Dam? I hate this when this happens? Oh great, Now the keys are stttttttttttttttttttttickingggggggggggg… Oh wait, your last boat , thing sale. So It’s you are Kate alone, your heaven, her hell by the way. But you are the only one left and your 23 ft woody… So as we prepare for the big party and end of the planet tomorrow, what is your boat of choice? And yes, Chad has his monkey!