Anyone Have A Can Of Chris-Craft Blonde Joke?

A Beautiful Blond From New Zealand - Image Courtesy of Alan Doak

OK – Now that we have your attention…

Last Friday Woody Boater ran a story for some folks who were searching to find some 50 year-old Chris-Craft stain for a restoration project they are working on…

And as expected, we received all sorts of interesting comments from our viewers on the subject – which we love by the way. (If you missed that story, you can see it by clicking here)

But one comment from fellow Woody Boater Jimmuh out on the west coast caught the attention of our friend, author and historian Don Danenberg from Danenberg Boatworks…  And one thing about Mr. Danenberg, once you get his attention on a specific question about anything Chris-Craft, there’s a good chance you will get a response from Don…

Jimmuh asked –
“Anyone Have A Can Of Chris-Craft Blonde Joke?”

And here’s what Mr. Danenberg came back with today…


“When Three Women, In A Row, Tell A Joke…,
  What Does The Blond In The Center Hear?”

Man I hope this joke doesn’t get us into trouble – Please don’t shoot the messenger… Texx

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  2. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    nothing…..she left in a hurry when the first blond began:
    “a good looking guy walked into the bar and…….”

    John in Va.     radically single, and now you see why….

    Call me a pig at lake dora!       

  3. jimmuh
    jimmuh says:

    I guess this discussion must no longer be part of the “Woody Boater Lifestyle”…..tolerance and acceptance is creeping into every aspect of our lives…..I blame it on the youth….

  4. John Rothert
    John Rothert says:

    Don’t blame it on the youth, were it not for a 12 year old i couldn’t find this site on the net!!!!

  5. Texx
    Texx says:
    Three cans of stain walk in to a bar,
    A Mahogany, a Blond, and a Walnut…
     
    The Mahogany stain says to the bartender –

    “Give me a Triple, Give him a Double and give the Blond a King Plank.”   

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