https://www.woodyboater.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Kitchen-work-3.jpg 655 800 Matt http://www.woodyboater.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Woodyboater-Logo-White.svg Matt2022-03-04 05:43:342022-03-04 05:57:26It’s Friday, And The Boatress Is Out Of Town.
It’s Friday, And The Boatress Is Out Of Town.
Oh ya, dirty dishes, loud music and I brought home some bitches for Mr B to play with. It’s 4Am and George Thorogood is cranked up! And I may or may not make the bed today. OR shower! Thats right. I am regaining my manhood. Why, cause I am Bad To The Bone! I may even go out and have a Cheesesteak for lunch.
and maybe, just maybe leave the toilet seat up! Oh ya. I AM BACK!
Needless to say, it’s obvious I am a little distracted. Was actually at work trying to make a living this week. The Boatress is in Texas getting her hair enlarged and putting down toilet seats. God I hope she doesn’t check Woody Boater today.
glad to know the hat has been regifted!
It’s GOOD to be the King! Even if it is only for a day or two.
I still do the same stupid things. The difference is there is no one around to tell me so. Crank up the Polks.
I usually have Alexa pour some sugar on me.(wife has to be still sleeping tho.)
I am reminded of Mike Royko the great Chicago columnist. He would bend the words a bit so they could be published. Asshole was Anal orifice. He used that word a lot when talking about the Chicago elite.
Very good to know that many of us old dogs still have a pair……..sorry Mr. B.
My filters were never very good and once I crossed the sixty line, those that were left have been challenged to say the least.
Yes, we still know how to crank it up and I can honestly say I’ve lost my hearing due to cubic inches, open headers and thousand watt amps. Oh the joy!
Good news is that no one in the younger generation takes me seriously and writes me off as an old fart. So be it because now my hearings more selective than ever………..
Look out Mt. Dora!!!!!!!
I work from home now and people still take my parking spot!
I’ve been gone less than 24 hours. How can things go to hell so fast? The 35 years of training out the window in a flash.
Enjoy the couple of days of Bachelorhood Matt. Just don’t do anything stupid. nLike buying a derilic triple Hacker. Well maybe thats not a bad idea. After a couple of days being on your own. You will be glad Suzie is home!
WTF? He’s lost it and thinks he has gained it.???
I am going boating…may cruise to Reedville if wind and sea co op….will give the railway and its resident nut…a wide berth…
wow…varnish on the kitchen table…rad to the bone!
John in Va.
Love me some George Thorogood but the Delaware Destroyer is in the WhiteHouse and he’s f*cking things up all over this world. Ya, I know your policy about this, it’s a good one. Happy effing Friday.
If anyone is interested in the Sunnyland cruises I found the following……….
Go to https://acbs-sunnyland.org/events/st-johns-river-cruise-southbound/
BTW The Southbound cruise will come to the Big River Marina & Lodge which is about 1/2 a mile from us here in Astor FL.
I’m leaving tomorrow with younger brother. Older brother lives in Lakeland. Daytona Bike week starts today. Then hydros next weekend. And hope to still be down there for Tavares the following weekend. …..P S. You Know the Boatress is gonna read the web while your gone. You just ratted on yourself.
YOU are going to be in so much trouble. I love it. Ha!